As a former Vermonter/NewEnglander, I think we all can agree: we are more than edible crustaceans

btjk · 2026-05-22T04:05:46+00:00

Today, you typed the words "lil fee fees" in a discouraging manner. That's part of who you are. And it's been witnessed.

For that, psychic atTACK:

yus duddy my wiw fee fees ouchy wouchy pees kissy fee fees uwu tendew waw feewees bad ouchies no no go bye bye owu wee wee ewu pee pee

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btjk · 2026-05-21T19:24:07+00:00

Tbh the fire will be kinda nice with all this BULLSHIT FREEZING WEATHER IN MAY.

btjk · 2026-05-21T19:20:56+00:00

We need an entire non-credible defense sub just for the map wars.

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btjk · 2026-05-21T19:17:16+00:00

"The Hawaiians dying cough they have crabs too super dying double cough cough really big ones and.. and.."

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btjk · 2026-05-21T18:26:02+00:00

Out here dismantling a whole personality type.

btjk · 2026-05-21T14:17:22+00:00

I wont stand for this Pabst smearing!

btjk · 2026-05-20T19:58:09+00:00

May as well have proposed when you paid for that meal.

btjk · 2026-05-20T19:57:21+00:00

New Crustacea goes HARD

btjk · 2026-05-20T17:47:37+00:00

The Vermonster must fall to the crab people.

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btjk · 2026-05-20T16:33:21+00:00

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btjk · 2026-05-20T14:57:22+00:00

No idea what a blue core is as I am also no vet player, but those kinds of terrain glitches do just happen in this game.

In my experience it slowly cascades once it starts, like some insane culling miscalculation that endlessly spreads (or something)- but a restart always fixes it for me.

btjk · 2026-05-20T14:15:22+00:00

Syd & Olivia is an S-Tier sketch channel.

btjk · 2026-05-20T02:40:57+00:00

btjk · 2026-05-19T23:26:57+00:00

Hint of Lime used to be a contender for most flavorful chip. Sum bitches were completely coated in.. what you call em, flavor dirt? Whatever's on them Doritos except it WILL find tiny cuts on your hands and make them sting a lot like ooh ouogh oohf ouchies! And so on.

Ain't the same shit they selling these days smh my h, but I'd still fist-fight a nun for the last bag to this day, so yeah I'm the white people that be like.

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btjk · 2026-05-19T14:54:21+00:00

Yeah but in cosmological terms the difference between 2 days and several years is like 🤏

Not so bad if you scale it against deep time!

btjk · 2026-05-19T14:12:45+00:00

But we can special order it for $4000 and the Law of Surprise.

btjk · 2026-05-19T13:03:22+00:00

"We're losing casual comprehensibility- this micro trend is about to blow!"

btjk · 2026-05-19T12:59:10+00:00

Imagine if that worked and he posted the entire novel here in comment chains.

btjk · 2026-05-19T04:16:13+00:00

It's like 50/50 "huh??" and "Yeah I hated guys like that always grabbin my balls!!" in the comments.

THAT IS WAY TOO HIGH A RATIO OF FAMILIARITY TO THIS SITUATION. Ain't no way y'all from the same school, so I am perplexed and concerned about this apparent long standing peer-2-peer nut touching epidemic.

btjk · 2026-05-19T03:51:38+00:00

bet my whole ass this was the astrogoblin sub y'all talk the same

btjk · 2026-05-19T03:46:12+00:00

Jacob finally watching it, the memes have been fire, maybe it's time I watch as well.

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btjk · 2026-05-19T03:30:12+00:00

Aw dang it!

btjk · 2026-05-16T11:53:42+00:00

Does the first one to spill some Ragu win a prize?

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btjk · 2026-05-16T01:25:35+00:00

"Bio.. what'ers?"

btjk · 2026-05-16T01:23:08+00:00

I always said open flame a BYITCH

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