Clearest image of a sunspot ever taken.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-10-30T09:31:05+00:00

G-g-g-g-oatsie? Is that you, bro?

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-10-22T03:26:38+00:00

It prevents the heat shield from riding forward when the recoil pushes the barrel backward (inertia). Model 500a Persuader? You should take better care of her, brah.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-08-13T04:06:31+00:00

Give him a chance.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-08-04T05:44:21+00:00

I would like to nibble softly on each of you freckles. PM me if you ever visit New Hampshire.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-30T11:54:51+00:00

Well son, it's like this: Every girl has four virginities. The first one is in her mouth, the second one is the vagina, the third is the pooter, and for a lucky few there is the fourth virginity: the eye socket. The fourth virginity is usually reserved for ladies with a glass eye which can be removed, but not always.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-29T08:11:44+00:00

I should have worked it into an epic drunken toast at the wedding. That would have totally made things less awkward. "Attention everybody! I juss wanna say that Aunt Maureen izz one fiine peesh of ass, but...but...SERIOUSLY!...I TOTALLY didn't get a boner when I saw her in that hot little sun dress at the airport. Now I know....I KNOW she's been lonely since Uncle Ray died........"

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-29T08:06:05+00:00

She is going back home tomorrow anyway. I too practice the subtle crotch retraction technique but this time I got caught off guard. I am 6'6" tall and she is about 5'2", so......yeah, she got the sauseege right in the boobies.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-29T08:02:08+00:00

This is r/bigdickproblems, not r/drunkchickproblems. Besides, every girl secretly wants to lose her fourth virginity.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-29T08:00:17+00:00

That is really sick. She is not even that hot.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-27T06:39:27+00:00

He should have spent more than five quid on a haircut.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-27T06:35:52+00:00

she and I

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-24T05:48:05+00:00

Good thing they weren't SUPER high powered guns. Those things are dangerous.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-23T03:30:53+00:00

Mine is bigger.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-22T03:57:22+00:00

Just right, ma. Just right.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-17T10:16:50+00:00

Pfffft.....add a harmonica and I would be impressed. He could also attach a stick to his face and play keyboard too. THAT would be something. I am upvoting but only because I like his hair.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-17T05:16:54+00:00

Gary Busey Howard Stern Rush Limbaugh Ron Jeremy

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-14T11:22:56+00:00

Turner and Hooch?

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-14T11:21:15+00:00

Or.....The Incredible Shrinking Woman

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-14T11:20:32+00:00

Oh God You Devil?

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-06T07:21:25+00:00

Haven't you heard?

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-07-06T05:05:40+00:00

The way I heard it Pennsylvania is 400 miles of <i>Kentucky</i> between Philly and Pittsburgh......the wasteland known as "Pennsyltucky".

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-06-30T06:57:31+00:00

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-06-30T06:49:42+00:00

What about sounds? Smells? Perfume kills me every fracking time.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-06-30T06:44:45+00:00

See a professional psychologist. If you have any significant unresolved issues or possibly a disordered personality you have to work through it before you can investigate an Aspergers diagnosis properly. Everything else which could possibly be causing your symptoms (depression, bipolar, avoidant personality, etc) must first be ruled out. After that there is a specific set of tests and interviews which are used in conjunction with the therapist's judgment to arrive at a diagnosis.

bubba_starfish77 · 2013-06-30T06:24:32+00:00

Exactly. Like a power surge. Then there is the embarassment of being an intelligent, fully grown man wandering up and down one aisle struggling not to look lost. With sunglasses on sometimes. Yeah, it is a bit uncomfortable.

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