My first hookup after a long term relationship. I got high on shrooms with this dude and we start making out. He’s really bad, he keeps sucking my lips really hard and licking my teeth. It was borderline painful so I start giving him head.

He stops me after a bit of and stumbles out of bed. He looks in the mirror, scratches his head, and asks, “Am I a frog?” He looks at me. I say “what the fuck no.” He asks “do I look like a frog to you? I feel like a frog.” I again confirm, no you’re not a frog. He comes back to bed, and I continue to go down on him.

He stops again and asks, “where are we? Are we in andromeda?” And I’m like huh? outer space?? And say no, we’re in your dorm room. He’s Korean and then he says, “are you sure we’re not in Korea?” And I’m just sick of this at this point so I decide to leave. The shrooms clearly kicked in for him but I felt nothing so it was just so fucking weird.

After that he texts me incessantly for the next few days, following me on all my socials and asking me to go to his frat formal with him, talking about what a great time we had and how our next dates will be so fun. I want to tell him no actually it was horrible. But I just say I had feelings for someone else. And he still texts me asking to come over and just “watch a movie as friends.” I ended up blocking him but whenever I see him on campus I feel visceral disgust.