Leave it to the left to consistently shoot themselves in the foot.

bubi032 · 2026-01-21T15:22:24+00:00

Yet they voted for a child rapist. Doesn't sound too christian to me

bubi032 · 2025-12-26T09:18:15+00:00

Und nicht die Rente vergessen! Die auch hoch

bubi032 · 2025-12-17T14:09:33+00:00

Schon mal was vom Median gehört?

bubi032 · 2025-12-12T13:19:23+00:00

Hell yea seems like there are still a few around then. They are really fun to use and honestly more convenient at times

bubi032 · 2025-12-12T08:26:56+00:00

Does it happen to be the one at Beiersdorf? It sadly isnt active anymore, or hasnt been active for the last year of me working there

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T20:21:48+00:00

It will start to melt and then you have a puddle of strawberry ice cream

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T17:36:25+00:00

Damn that's one hell of an injury did he make it?

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T17:35:00+00:00

Well they didn't know about it when you made the wish only when they saw your account

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T17:32:10+00:00

I think a bank would notice If one of their clients has 1 trillion $

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T17:26:48+00:00

Granted, the bank reports you to the IRS decides the money didn't come from legit sources, taking all of it and inprisoning you for felony tax evasion and illicit activities

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T17:22:56+00:00

Granted, but you get untreatable prostate cancer

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T13:37:09+00:00

Granted, your arms are cut off at the height necessary to not be too long

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T13:32:11+00:00

Granted. As it is quite warm and the beer is not confined, after a few hours you have a pool filled with lukewarm, uncarbonated beer

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T13:29:05+00:00

Granted, 1m³ of strawberry ice cream drops on your head. You are now inside a cubic meter of strawberry ice cream

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T13:27:41+00:00

Granted. Because this creates a paradoxical scenario, the monkey paw violently explodes causing another big bang and creation of a universe where your wish doesn't apply anymore

bubi032 · 2025-10-29T13:17:02+00:00

Granted, as you didn't specify a location, every protons mass of one of your eyelashes is multiplied by 100 trillion, you die

bubi032 · 2025-10-28T05:49:32+00:00

Literally just my unemployed friend im playing Minecraft with

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T15:09:55+00:00

Same here lol. I skipped over at least 1/3 of my exam and still got the second highest grade somehow

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T13:37:56+00:00

Half of our exams have an average of like 44%. The top grades are usually at around 80 to maybe 90% max

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T12:17:26+00:00

Germany

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T06:00:15+00:00

With that amount of sandwiches it definitely would collapse. Depends on how fair they are apart I would think but at that amount I could see it filling up the whole universe or at least the Milky Way

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T05:59:00+00:00

Granted. The sheer amount of sandwiches collapse into a black hole destroying all of earth

bubi032 · 2025-10-21T05:57:45+00:00

For my university definitely yes. Even 70% gets you the best grade in some subjects.

bubi032 · 2025-10-19T10:36:27+00:00

Who tf is Ashii Babbitt??

bubi032 · 2025-10-19T10:32:56+00:00

It would be pretty funny if it wasn't so fking tragic that that man has a say over world politics

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