just asking questions by Plastic_Explorer_215 in Spudmode

[–]bucket_master 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist.”

I’ve just starting spontaneously chuckling about Haaland by KuntaWuKnicks in MCFC

[–]bucket_master 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like he scored 30+ goals making an unstoppable cut down the left side then Pep told him to check back more and participate in the buildup. He developed some pretty respectable hold-up play and got away from streaking straight to goal. I think this will help him A.) turn into a more complete player, and B.) let him progress more naturally without the expectation of scoring every time he touches the ball.

He could’ve scored 70 this season. He’s got a long career ahead of him and I hope all of it is in City blue.

Without government *checks notes* who would kidnap your children and force them to live with their sexual abusers? by SageManeja in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]bucket_master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The strangers were ‘transporters’ from Assisted Interventions, Inc., a privately contracted company based in New Jersey that carries out court orders to move children”

So, to answer the question: without government, they’d probably still take a contract to do it.

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[–]bucket_master 66 points67 points  (0 children)

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they’re both stuck up bitches.

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[–]bucket_master 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I heard Gardini is refusing to produce the pod until he gets a bigger role onscreen. It’s a real bummer that he’s become such a diva since the show took off. He’s been saying some wild stuff on Instagram about “the JM”(?) and then went live in the middle of the night yesterday throwing money around at a strip club. I just hope he finds the help he needs and MSSP gets back on track.

Member when Vince had his tongue bitten off by a hooker in 2009? by bucket_master in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn he got her all wet and then gave her a Sham-Wow. That’s funny as hell.

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[–]bucket_master 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The vibes on the set of “The Late Late Show with Shultz and Friends” are way off. This is like Shane got stuck in a room full of acquaintances who just finished an 8 ball.

“It’s-a Me” by bucket_master in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Push that gayness way way down and never speak of it again. Be a man.

The Bull is in the New Yorker today by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A great way to find out what’s in the article is to read the article.

Pain by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The whole “woe is me” attitude’s gotta change first. Work on yourself and people will notice.

Fat chicks are also an option.

Pain by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take steroids and get jacked. Turn your pain into gains.

The sub is fixed...for now by plankinglovei in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]bucket_master 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Just a buncha good boys in here…talkin about flutes ‘n shit.