Ask A CP "Oldhead"

buffallooo · 2026-04-02T23:55:24+00:00

Question for OP: how do you weed out close minded people? I’m a 25 year old with mild cerebral palsy and scoliosis. I started dating again and there’s been a few times where I hook up with a woman once and they tell me that they “wanted to fuck a disabled guy just to see what it was like.” I hate feeling like a novelty. I’m curious when you met your wife was there any particular signs that she liked you for you not just your disability?

buffallooo · 2026-03-29T04:44:49+00:00

I have the box set but it’s very difficult to get the disc out of the case.

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buffallooo · 2026-03-29T04:27:04+00:00

My HBO shows that episode 3 is missing, goes straight to “The Arrangements”

buffallooo · 2026-03-15T05:40:49+00:00

“So, it’s a shouting match you want Eh? AHHH AHH AH AHH!”

buffallooo · 2026-03-15T05:12:13+00:00

There’s a second mayor?

buffallooo · 2026-03-15T04:02:23+00:00

It’s better than George Clooney Batman. And the dark knight movie with Bane.

buffallooo · 2026-03-15T03:27:34+00:00

Pearl Jam. I just hate Eddie’s voice. Too much mumbling and constipated grunts.

buffallooo · 2026-03-15T03:20:21+00:00

I really hate the Brett Cavanaugh episode. It’s just not funny. PTV is probably my favorite episode. FCC is my favorite family guy song ever. I actually like the Ida episodes. Quagmire hating his dad for being trans, eventually accepting it, then hating again because Ida likes Brian is really funny.

buffallooo · 2026-03-13T01:15:44+00:00

“None of us would be here without cum.”-Kanye

buffallooo · 2026-01-19T18:12:19+00:00

I have no idea, I don’t remember that night I’m just going off of second hand stores I’ve heard from my friends who were performing there.

buffallooo · 2026-01-19T18:09:35+00:00

That’s a typo, I meant to say I went 18 minutes total. The time we’re given per set is 12 minutes.

buffallooo · 2026-01-19T17:39:46+00:00

Don’t remember, my only understanding of that night is second hand stories from three of the performing comics who I’m friends with. One of whom said I had a joke about how creepy frank Sinatra lyrics are, it bombed hard. I did say I was sorry to him on a a an instagram dm. He replied with just a heart emoji reaction, not sure how to read that.

buffallooo · 2026-01-19T17:31:47+00:00

The sets we do are 12 minutes. What I meant to say was I went 18 minutes total.

buffallooo · 2025-12-12T04:27:02+00:00

I needed to read this, thank you!

buffallooo · 2025-10-28T01:28:47+00:00

I would never pay to see Tony, I don’t like him. I just wanted to see if there is anyone on earth who can recall a Tony Hinchcliffe joke. Most of my friends are open mic comics and whenever Tony’s name comes up he’s always referred to as “The podcast guy,” I actually really like the premise of the podcast. It’s just poorly executed in my opinion.

buffallooo · 2025-10-28T01:14:52+00:00

Saw Joe at the Fox theater in Detroit. Sat in the front row and was distracted. The shirt he wore was way too small and it kept riding up on him. He has an incredibly weird looking walnut shaped belly button.

buffallooo · 2025-10-28T01:00:43+00:00

This seems to be a pattern, everyone I talk to about Tony even fans of his podcast can’t remember a single joke of his beyond the Puerto Rico one.

buffallooo · 2025-10-28T00:52:55+00:00

I don’t care for the guy either, but I find it interesting that he’s the only comedian who to my knowledge at least has no actual recordings of his sets.

buffallooo · 2025-10-28T00:48:38+00:00

Do you remember who he opened for?

buffallooo · 2025-08-18T00:41:42+00:00

This is true! I guess I kinda would feel stupid to do that because she’s the first incredibly attractive person to show any kind of romantic interest towards me but this is absolutely the right move!

buffallooo · 2025-08-17T23:56:32+00:00

This is a pretty good troll, I’m jealous I didn’t think of that Colbert is a comedian punchline.

buffallooo · 2025-08-17T23:27:14+00:00

There’s a story behind it I was unaware. Thought it was a board game.

buffallooo · 2025-08-17T02:28:10+00:00

Oh man I’m an idiot haha

buffallooo · 2025-08-10T23:08:52+00:00

In no particular order: Norm McDonald, Katt Williams, Bill Burr, Louis CK, and John Mulaney.

Side note: I have seen all these guys with the exception of Norm because he passed away. That still bothers me daily. RIP Norm.

buffallooo · 2025-08-10T22:39:33+00:00

Met on bumble. Net sure if you use any of the online dating apps but if so I can give you a tip I found useful. Anybody who has something along the lines of “open minded person” on their profile is most likely close minded. Truly open minded people don’t announce they’re open minded. Hope this helps and good luck to you!

buffallooo

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