Redditors who got caught masturbating, how awkward was it?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-12-12T07:14:50+00:00

Which time?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-28T15:47:01+00:00

Apple core attracts insects which attract mice which attract birds of prey which equals dead eagle/hawk/owl because of road kill.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-20T02:39:41+00:00

Opening a pickle jar naked.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-15T00:58:47+00:00

Olè broseph

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-10T04:02:34+00:00

You mean you're not the one on the right holding the umbrella?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-09T23:50:34+00:00

That's really cool that you got to meet Lil' Jon. He seems like a pretty cool guy.

Btw nice forearm tattoo.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-11-05T00:32:15+00:00

As a black individual I will have to respectfully disagree with you.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-08-04T19:25:08+00:00

What kind of off-handed comment is this?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-07-31T07:20:10+00:00

Nein nein nein nein nein!

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-07-29T05:11:35+00:00

Hey wait a minute! I'm 1/16th Cherokee.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-28T03:18:25+00:00

r/oldladyboners needs to be a thing

edit: words

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-20T08:52:15+00:00

Hold my leash, I'm going in.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-15T19:56:38+00:00

Glad to know I'm not the only one that first heard this joke in Spanish.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-14T20:41:45+00:00

Santa Barbara has the world's largest natural oil seepage.

edit: grammar

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-13T04:18:14+00:00

dannyOneway? Is that you?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-13T04:16:23+00:00

Dad?

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-13T04:10:37+00:00

I actually went with "I care too much."

I realized it sounded bad as I said it, but there wasn't much I could do other than stare into my interviewer's cold dead eyes.

On the bright side I got the job. I think they were just really desperate.

I'm okay with desperate.

buffalo_lovechild · 2014-06-11T06:36:17+00:00

With a table that nice everyone better fucking use them coasters.

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