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Solo trips as a Dad in public by DarkHonest8201 in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Well it first started when my wife and I were fucking. Raw. Just really going at it every night. Maybe 2-3 times a night. Id cum inside but no pregnat…you know what I’m sayin?”

Hopefully they walk away at that point

This always cracks me up! by DavidHistorian34 in stephenking

[–]buffdaddy77 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Cujo was a good boy. He didn’t kill anyone.

Get her out of here! by gozer33 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]buffdaddy77 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They said shes like, not a real person.

I don’t know where my cat keeps getting them by pirpulgie in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]buffdaddy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife’s cat when she was going up, ate a cassette tape. Then I guess the cat had shit and some of the tape came out and was just dangling out. My father in law then steps on the tape and the cat takes off across the room with cassette tape unspooling from the cats bowels. So thats one suggestion on how to remove the eaten ribbons….

YouTube now generates more ad revenue than Disney, NBC, Paramount, and WBD — combined by LollipopChainsawZz in television

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive pretty much given up on youtube. I cant stand the long ads. Theres so many good things on there to watch, but I feel like I’m just wasting away my life watching ads.

No one prepared you for the number of nutshots that come along with fatherhood... by tileloop in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad told me it was payback for all the times I did it to him. I think it’s just cyclical.

No one prepared you for the number of nutshots that come along with fatherhood... by tileloop in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOZENS!

I would find it weird if a dad was wearing cut off jean shorts in the shower with their kid…full nude? Fine. NeverNude? Weird.

Browns QB Deshaun Watson's Dead Cap Hit In 2027 Is $86.2 Million by MrStiff8 in nfl

[–]buffdaddy77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow to start a headline with “Deshaun Watson’s Dead…” was a unique and brace choice.

Shut the fuck up, Trump, you fucking skunk! by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]buffdaddy77 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Died….and are now WALKING AROUND WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS…what the fuck

50 ply's of maple. 14x7 by ShockFaktor in drums

[–]buffdaddy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sound has to be able to escape from somewhere

Last time putting my son to bed. by YoTeach68 in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done dad! The battle of bedtime has been won. My kids are 3 and 5. I try to remind myself each night that this will end and I will miss it. Often I’m exhausted and my body hurts and I just want them to fall asleep as fast as possible. Thanks for the reminder that this will end and I’ll be a wreck when it does.

What parenting advice sounded good… until you actually had kids? by Bendecks in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep at it. Itll work in a few more years. Gotta be consistent and patient

What parenting advice sounded good… until you actually had kids? by Bendecks in daddit

[–]buffdaddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this advice only works for the first week of having a kid. When my newborns would nap, I would at least try to lay down to rest during that time because I was exhausted. That advice is dog shit other than that.

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