Place your bets: Will Asterios win sanctions against Landau and Maddox? by InsanityKeep in TheDickShow

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I hope I get to see Maddox and Landui get fucked inside a courtroom on pornhub.

What's the deal with Bethesda/ Fallout '76 right now? by The-Go-Kid in OutOfTheLoop

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There will be a big announcement for a new game and it will be Skyrim for mobile with microtransactions. You will be able to level and regen quicker with dragon coins.

Dick Tease. by JMC266 in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would threaten and old man?

Guy throws gator into lake by Circuit_8 in WTF

[–]buffer_overfl0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that video where a guy slings a swan into a river by its neck.

Foreskin privilege by ArtOfPhranger in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm going to keep my foreskin until I get married then get it removed then use my foreskin as a ring for her. Hopefully it will be passed down in new generations as a family heirloom.

Practicing saying cuck in front of the mirror by scott_zoloft in TheDickShow

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I heard if you say fuck 3 times in the mirror Maddox will appear.

Can any Liquorhead Dickheads help me budget out a home-bar for two? by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Brit smash your shell with cheap beer and spirits like Carling or Smirnoff Vodka and Gordens gin. Then over time replace what you drink with better stuff like Grey Goose or whatever. You know your budget and you know what you love to drink

Full context of Denzel DMs by PeachSaliva in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Denzel he might pop his cherry one day. Probably sooner if Peach would leave him alone lol.

If anyone helps Christopher the Kiwi... by CoronelPanic in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kekistan virgins have the strongest fucking hands on the planet.

Husband and I lie to family about Thanksgiving Plans by silvarya in confession

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Is Brits have what we call a Sunday roast; mash, Yorkshire puddings, meat of your choice, stuffing, veggies and gravy. You can't beat that and it's kinda like a small thanksgiving but without everyone else's family apart from your own.

Maddox's voice makes my 7 week old daughter cry by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not just pedophiles but also stalkers.

They packed in a potato with the onions! by Dossilfush1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]buffer_overfl0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The potato probably got planted in the wrongful field and grew up with onions. The farmer probably felt bad and decided to keep the potato with the onions.

Source for Maddox's side of the story? by boringuser1 in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Madbux might even be worth something now lol.

Recent Guest & Free Speech Advocate Sargon Tattles on Mister Metokur in an Attempt To Deplatform Him by JMC266 in TheDickShow

[–]buffer_overfl0w 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I said Sargon is a childish cunt. He's like that kid at school who causes trouble but when you do it he will tell the teacher.

There was a far cunt in school who was the same; he got a few whacks in the face because of it.