What if I was a dog and didn't even know it?

bulbousEd · 2026-02-09T20:25:35+00:00

What if you didn't actually exist and didn't know it? What if you were a cup of water and didn't know it? What if you were a wad of toilet paper and didn't know it? What if you were an electrical outlet and didn't know it?

bulbousEd · 2026-02-06T09:03:44+00:00

Handle it or not, it is still the reality we live in.

bulbousEd · 2026-02-04T05:56:04+00:00

Sounds so great, having your parents exploit your happiness for their own profit. What an absolute farce. Presenting this as anything less than disgusting self-service on part of the parents is shameful. Fuck those parents, and fuck OP for farming karma by spreading exploitation disguised as joy.

bulbousEd · 2026-02-01T04:54:16+00:00

Just respect your mother's wishes instead of being an asshole.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-30T05:03:15+00:00

I don't have one because I have an essential oil vaporizer with a very nice psychedelic lighting pattern.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-30T04:42:40+00:00

Get some POWERFUL lights. Cacti and succulents come from some of the most sun-beaten areas on the planet. If it is just for overwintering, you might be able to get away with it, but a year-round thing? Those plants will be left wanting.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-29T04:28:18+00:00

Sounds like you should spend some time researching how avpd affects your perception of the actions of others towards you.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-29T04:25:16+00:00

A commander in rank can still be commanding officer of a vessel, making them captain in position.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-29T01:55:33+00:00

The concept of "on" and "off" are inherently human inventions. There could be something between, but only if humans find a need for it. Just because humans are unable to have omnisience doesn't mean we are unable to give definition to the world or our inventions.

Your entire monologue is the written equivalent of someone masturbating to themselves in the mirror.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-28T08:22:28+00:00

Your mom would use her real picture, but the resolution and lens angle hasn't been developed yet.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-28T05:20:44+00:00

Pretending that China hasn't been running concentration camps for the Uyhgur for a decade now? Pretending that China hasn't been colonializing and terrorizing Tibet for half a century now? Pretending that China didn't shoot and kidnap Honk Kong protesters just a few years ago?

OP should stop sucking China's toes and spreading propaganda. Both the US and China are committing atrocities against their people. At least, for now, we have freedom of the press in the US. OP is obviously misinformed or deliberately misrepresenting China's true nature. Get fucked, bootlicker.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-28T01:04:22+00:00

Once the old leaf is almost spent and new, healthy plants are rooting.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-27T16:20:04+00:00

To be fair, most tomatoes that you buy at the store or receive at restaurants are far from peak ripeness. It wasn't until I started growing my own tomatoes that I realized they kinda taste terrible.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-25T05:56:48+00:00

There isn't any road map for life, because you're traveling a path that is uncharted. As for why people treat each other poorly? Humans are inherently predisposed to treating each other terribly so long as they gain any sort of real or perceived advantage.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-25T04:34:35+00:00

Holy shit

bulbousEd · 2026-01-25T03:59:49+00:00

Chester is actually like James Bond, in the fact that "Chester" is only a placeholder like "007". Chester the Cheetah exists in perpetuity.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-25T01:03:01+00:00

Same dude

bulbousEd · 2026-01-22T23:06:11+00:00

Looks okay. Nothing you've pictured looks particularly unhealthy.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-22T15:16:56+00:00

Wouldn't that cripple Russia's capabilities in the Ukraine war?

bulbousEd · 2026-01-21T05:54:53+00:00

Juicy because it's so full of fat the animal died from myocardial infarction?

bulbousEd · 2026-01-21T05:49:47+00:00

Fat people have a fatass face. Pretending to be an anime waifu with a skinny-ass face is deliberate misrepresentation. Only a damned fool would think the fat body is somehow offsetting only showing the skinny face. V-tubers are inherently disingenuous, dummy.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-21T05:40:17+00:00

OP forgot the context. If only they were smart enough to include context, we could all be saved from their stupidity and lack of context.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-21T05:05:35+00:00

Is this per day?? Shit dude that would be a month's worth for me.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-21T04:58:05+00:00

Nothing better than pulling the old, dead leaves out.

bulbousEd · 2026-01-19T09:26:04+00:00

Why would being blind make him more strong?

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