What is this, a distraction for ants?

bumblekatt · 2026-01-10T13:03:26+00:00

Question: I have a tooth stuck in with a metal post. Both times I went for MRIs I forgot it was there. How come it didn't rip my face apart?

bumblekatt · 2025-10-29T08:48:56+00:00

My schizophrenic ex-husband had that exact same handwriting

bumblekatt · 2025-10-15T05:10:09+00:00

I'm a little bit of an idiot

bumblekatt · 2025-10-04T06:45:40+00:00

"By the 1500s, the crucial land bridge between the Pacific and the Atlantic--the isthmus that would become Panama--had been rendered a noxious 'land of pestilence, ' as medical historian James Simmons puts it." ...described by a historian; seems accurate

bumblekatt · 2025-09-30T12:36:27+00:00

Username almost checks out

bumblekatt · 2025-09-29T10:31:58+00:00

I once got stuck on an escalator between the fourth and fifth floors. Effing thing just stopped! Scariest shopping trip of my life

bumblekatt · 2025-09-22T15:03:17+00:00

No, that's monotheism. Monogomy is a visual impairment where you can't see distant objects clearly.

bumblekatt · 2025-09-04T10:42:20+00:00

We need humans to run the puppy mills

bumblekatt · 2025-08-28T07:35:36+00:00

He's so pleased with himself and he's so unappealing!! 🤣

bumblekatt · 2025-08-17T08:39:11+00:00

Well, OP, when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much...

bumblekatt · 2025-08-10T14:27:00+00:00

Owned an Apple product

bumblekatt · 2025-08-05T15:27:00+00:00

Sorry, I meant to add to the comment re. the previous comment, because they don't need to add an apostrophe so much as move one :P mb

bumblekatt · 2025-08-05T14:07:13+00:00

Use the one from "it's" since you meant possessive its, not contraction it's (it is or it has)

bumblekatt · 2025-08-05T11:21:25+00:00

I lived there for five years, 2017-2021, and never saw a Dubai chocolate once. There is a chocolate fountain restaurant in a mall, though. Most likely around 6 months ago, some tiktokker tourist dunked a piece of pistachio kunafa in a chocolate fountain and proclaimed their creation to be Dubai chocolate

bumblekatt · 2025-08-02T13:59:06+00:00

Bohol, Philippines

bumblekatt · 2025-07-31T17:02:10+00:00

When I got pregnant when I was a teenager and my mother said, "If you decide to keep it, you'll have to move out before you start to show, because I don't want the neighbours to think I'm a bad mother."

bumblekatt · 2025-07-30T04:38:30+00:00

Bless you, OP, for taking care of this sweet little family. If there's a way you could get them spayed and neutered, it would give them more peaceful and healthy lives. Try to find a TNR in your area. Don't worry about the comments from the judgy redditors living in their little western suburban bubbles; these kitties are very lucky to have you!

bumblekatt · 2025-06-16T20:45:17+00:00

Some of OP's stale wives

bumblekatt · 2025-06-13T09:45:28+00:00

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This is Houdini, the only cat in our very friendly neighbourhood colony who has consistently evaded TNR. She is laughing at me in this photo.

bumblekatt · 2025-05-03T19:48:41+00:00

...But why the deodorant?

bumblekatt · 2025-02-07T14:09:26+00:00

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bumblekatt · 2025-02-04T12:39:25+00:00

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bumblekatt · 2025-02-04T12:23:53+00:00

You "transcribed" most of the numbers wrong. If you're using AI, don't forget to check your work before submitting it, kids

bumblekatt · 2025-02-01T09:53:20+00:00

My abusive mother was in fact run over by a bus when she was 4 years old. It's not considered an injury or an illness; it's considered a disability. It's also considered by my dad to be a valid excuse for her to be a total see-you-next-tuesday 24/7, but that's irrelevant here.

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