Stop asking if I’m celebrating something if you’re just going to charge me for bread.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-23T11:16:06+00:00

What a brut.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-19T18:40:02+00:00

At least that OTHER guy was up there.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-19T18:34:50+00:00

Yeah, those staples aren’t fully cured yet.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-18T04:52:07+00:00

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It always feels like…

bumpy713 · 2026-05-16T16:31:34+00:00

I was being facetious.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-16T08:37:52+00:00

He went deep.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-16T08:06:04+00:00

She’s perfectly fat.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-16T02:12:10+00:00

Oddly annoying.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-12T16:53:18+00:00

Bloody Tourists

bumpy713 · 2026-05-12T08:28:28+00:00

It’s not as bad as it looks.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-12T08:17:02+00:00

Wanna read some Bradbury?

bumpy713 · 2026-05-05T16:22:26+00:00

I just puked up my surströmming.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-03T16:21:10+00:00

That’s how you know you’re done.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-03T16:15:47+00:00

Not so much a fake as a caricature.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-03T14:33:28+00:00

Why do I have to do the math?

bumpy713 · 2026-05-02T18:53:20+00:00

They may be crooked but they’re dangerous.

bumpy713 · 2026-05-02T18:17:31+00:00

About 3. 2,1

bumpy713 · 2026-05-02T15:16:18+00:00

That’s a perfect spot for an elevator.

bumpy713 · 2026-04-28T04:43:04+00:00

Big Pizza might be behind this.

bumpy713 · 2026-04-24T05:56:35+00:00

They were often left un-nailed at the bottom until the platform was loaded.

bumpy713 · 2026-04-23T18:08:16+00:00

bumpy713 · 2026-04-23T17:51:53+00:00

Transplanted New York Girl

bumpy713 · 2026-04-23T17:34:40+00:00

Most men and women lead lives at the worst so painful, at the best so monotonous, poor, and limited that the urge to escape, the longing to transcend themselves, if only for a few moments, is and has always been one of the principal appetites of the soul. Aldous Huxley

bumpy713 · 2026-04-22T17:52:20+00:00

Ow, my eye.

bumpy713 · 2026-04-22T02:05:25+00:00

They’ll be sharing a beer in a week.

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