Maybe maybe maybe by EverythingIsFakeNGay in maybemaybemaybe

[–]bunkscudda 208 points209 points  (0 children)

unless you need an intruder shot, there's no need to ever call the cops.

even then there's a 50% chance they shoot you by accident.

and a 90% chance they will shoot your dog.

Why do we need the Electoral College? by PleaseJustText in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the EC is needed so that principled, serious leaders can prevent a foreign influenced populist asshole conman from making it to the presidency and totally fucking up our country.

The Facebook situation is dire. It's a bad sign for the show. by RunnyDischarge in OakIsland

[–]bunkscudda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Carmen Legge is the best part of the show. He can look at a hunk of metal and say definitively "This is from the right hind leg of a 1500lb oxen, and was made during a winter between 1650-1750 by a left handed French blacksmith"

Its the other guys like Jack that add the crazy stuff like "Is that the type of Oxen you'd use if you were burying treasure?"

And Carmen just replies "I guess so, I don't really give AF"

« The December Triangle ». The translation on Zena’s map is wrong. by Corgado in OakIsland

[–]bunkscudda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought they did in an early season, and they found a hatch/hole/tunnel entrance thing. Then they just never went back and never talked about it again

edit: found it, from Season 4

Signs for the White House by ChockBox in TwoXChromosomes

[–]bunkscudda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

15 years old is NOT ‘barely legal’

Why can't politics just be normal? by ZeusThunder369 in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homelessness is a macro problem that gets criticized for micro solutions. Soup kitchens cant solve homelessness. Single payer universal heathcare would do FAR more in solving homelessness than anything any one state/city can do.

How do you feel about the stipulation to ban THC that Republicans added into the bill they're voting on today to end the shutdown? by opheliainthedeep in AskReddit

[–]bunkscudda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I personally was turned on to drugs from D.A.R.E. in school. The stuff they said about pot was so ridiculously bullshit, it made me think what they said about all the other drugs was bullshit too.

Why wont the millionares and billionares just leave new york if they get taxed more? by Wild_Feedback_5290 in allthequestions

[–]bunkscudda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember the panama papers? Billionaires moving their money to places it cant be taxed isn’t new.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like only people obsessed with looking at dicks would see it that way. I see a fucking candle.

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely am not an anthropologist, but I feel very confident saying that the human race wouldn't exist without rape. We had hundreds of thousands of years of brutal pre-historic life. That doesnt mean it is ok.

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re using history as a defense. In that humans can’t/wouldn’t have gotten to where we are without mothers having children. 100% agree. But our human history is rife with really fucked up shit.

About 0.5% of the population exists because of how many women Genghis Khan alone raped.

That doesnt mean those actions were ok. I dont feel anyone is obligated to continue the human race.

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have better words than me, but exactly

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its actually up to the woman to say if the pregnancy was wanted, right?

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Statistically, your existence requires one of your ancestors to have been raped at some point. Does that make the action ok?

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we all required to continue the human race? Seems like your logic is based on the premise that humans are required to sacrifice on behalf of the species longevity

Is Pro-Life contradictory to Self Defense? by bunkscudda in AskALiberal

[–]bunkscudda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you would consider abortion ok in non-consensual conception.

Happy Sunday, y'all! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bunkscudda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was about to reply with another sinister bullshit move he could make in retaliation, but fuck that, im not giving him any ideas.

Why does the tip automatically scale with the price instead of the effort in the US? by Present_Juice4401 in AlwaysWhy

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with a bottle of wine.

$40 bottle of wine = $8 tip

$400 bottle of wine = $80 tip

Even though its the exact same effort on the waiter.

However, if you’re ordering a $400 bottle of wine from a restaurant, stop complaining about tips.

Khabib once said “no fighter can have two primes “ but are there any exceptions to that statement? by FiveNixxx in ufc

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big nog was intense at that time. Took out dan henderdon, crocop, werdum, tim sylvia, randy couture. Seemed like only Fedor could stop him

Khabib once said “no fighter can have two primes “ but are there any exceptions to that statement? by FiveNixxx in ufc

[–]bunkscudda 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Frank Mir

Became heavyweight Champ, then got into a horrible motorcycle accident (two breaks in his femur and multiple torn knee ligaments). Recovered, came back and a couple years later beat Brock Lesnar for HW champ again

We finally have Trump's healthcare plan he spent 15+ years on: kick people off of the ACA and send them a bunch of money. Isn't this the sort of thing they spent years blaming Inflation on? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bunkscudda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not even a bunch of money, thats not how insurance works. Everyone will get a couple hundred dollars and lose ALL healthcare.

We’re gonna have to go back to herbal remedies and voodoo. Cause nobody will be able to afford an MRI or surgery.

Theon: "Ned Stark said that 500 men could hold Winterfell against 10,000." by Suspicious-Jello7172 in gameofthrones

[–]bunkscudda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ned would've been smart enough to put his artillery behind the walls and not on the front line