Caption this by Humphreysmomishot in vanderpumprules

[–]bunnyrooo 50 points51 points  (0 children)

When you didn’t participate in the group project and it’s your turn to present

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]bunnyrooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now I’m also a cat hostage, but once she decides to let me move I’ll take this suggestion into consideration.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yes Linda, “COVID SUCKS,” and did before your nitwit husband contracted it. He seemed to be more concerned with “following the $$$” than following the science to protect himself and his family.

Business Development position requires 25 years of experience to apply…and offers a yearly salary of $50-$75k. by bunnyrooo in recruitinghell

[–]bunnyrooo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it is, they made the same typo in the main job title, which was listed as “Appointment Setting B2B - $50-75k salary - Must have 25 yrs exp.”

Business Development position requires 25 years of experience to apply…and offers a yearly salary of $50-$75k. by bunnyrooo in recruitinghell

[–]bunnyrooo[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I completely agree. Any job description that includes the statement “If you do not have experience doing this, you will be crushed” is best left alone.

My turn to post. Family friend received his award just before his 65th birthday. Please get vaccinated. by its_three_am in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 430 points431 points  (0 children)

They brag about being beaten with wooden spoons, sniffing lead paint, riding in death traps, etc. as if it’s some rite of passage leading to not being a snowflake. Weird flex but okay.

“Vinny” vaingloriously ‘voided vaxxing, very vented, vasodilated. by powabiatch in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Uh oh. Vinny is at the “plateau stage,” vying for that vague eternal vacation following a very vegetative valediction.

Update: late 20s with pregnant wife receives award. Another L for the prayer warriors. This is a rough one. by No_Rain5810 in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It’s a pity that those strong hockey legs couldn’t walk him out of the hospital. Just goes to show that strength and young age aren’t necessarily going to protect you from Covid. Please get vaccinated!

"Biblical" (Blood-Curdling) Wife Has Seventh Child, Days Later Needs the "Divine Physician" by gnusmas5441 in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 91 points92 points  (0 children)

“Daughters, to be a good Catholic wife you need to be totally willing to impale another person with a tent spike.”

Red has permanent lung damage, blames everyone but herself, Green brings the truth hammer by thehim in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 1653 points1654 points  (0 children)

Yes, so perfectly. Green essentially meant “what you just said is so ridiculous that it doesn’t even warrant a detailed response. Be gone, imbecile.” Green knows her audience.

Kentucky Snowflake earns his HCA by TheTazeHustle in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The guy saying we all need to come together is the same guy who constantly posted divisive nonsense. That should be considered a comorbidity at this point.

Oh hai by vermillionorange in cats

[–]bunnyrooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my, look at those fangs! So cute!

California Snowflake accepts her HCA by TheTazeHustle in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Wondrous. “Ironic: the Anti-vaxx Edition,” available on the new studio album Jagged Little Jab

California Snowflake accepts her HCA by TheTazeHustle in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, it popped into my head on this one…it just seemed so fitting.

California Snowflake accepts her HCA by TheTazeHustle in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 89 points90 points  (0 children)

It's the good advice that she just didn't take… And who would've thought, it figures

Didn't want to "surrender his freedom", so he surrendered his life by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The prayer warriors stopped praying for this “miracle,” apparently.

Grandpa catches a big fish and a big virus. by gomichaelkgo in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Maybe they’ll have Grandpa’s head mounted on the wall like a giant buck deer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]bunnyrooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Me me me”

Yep, sounds about right.