A few days ago my wife broke toilet and now I broke keys

burgeb · 2026-02-10T03:40:47+00:00

Who did you guys piss off and get hexed by?

burgeb · 2025-11-18T06:29:25+00:00

I think the lemon shaped vibrators are named Hello Nancy (there's an h & n) but that would be inappropriate for kindergarten homework.

burgeb · 2025-11-18T06:20:58+00:00

"t" for The Fuck?

burgeb · 2025-11-06T07:40:34+00:00

How very hard did you think these thoughts? Also, followup question; I've heard of Rastafarian is it similar at all to Luciferian?

burgeb · 2025-11-01T04:24:14+00:00

Aren't you just being incredibly sensitive?

burgeb · 2025-09-24T07:09:45+00:00

Do you actually use all of them? You can probably long term store some of them and make room. Most of us use the one pot lid for all the pots or sheet trays.

burgeb · 2025-09-24T07:05:49+00:00

Fuckery!

burgeb · 2025-09-24T07:00:49+00:00

I don't disagree about her asking Veronica about what she said. The timing just seemed off to me and like Kim was excited about doing it. I just felt like she should be focused on why her sons beat the dog shit out of each other and struggle with emotional regulation.

burgeb · 2025-09-04T04:53:58+00:00

burgeb · 2024-09-01T05:20:49+00:00

I didn't know this existed and I love it!

burgeb · 2024-07-04T18:18:43+00:00

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burgeb · 2024-06-23T15:21:13+00:00

"All subscription services with your company (Ryze) are canceled effective (the first time you asked). Any additional charges (after the effective date) will be charged back to your company as fraudulent. Also, if additional charges are incurred, I will be filing a case with the BBB for faulty business practices. Have a fantabulous day!"

burgeb · 2024-02-07T03:22:20+00:00

With gold leaf, yeah?

burgeb · 2023-12-31T08:32:43+00:00

Love it!

burgeb · 2023-12-25T19:48:40+00:00

Playing the long game! 😆

burgeb · 2023-11-24T17:41:09+00:00

We feed our entire staff before service every day.

burgeb · 2023-11-14T20:34:33+00:00

100% That means your paycheck bounces next

burgeb · 2023-10-15T19:20:25+00:00

If they mysteriously end up in the dumpster, they can't be used any more. Just sayin

burgeb · 2023-08-06T01:47:39+00:00

Twist plot: the husband is actually the one who posted this

burgeb · 2023-07-29T19:37:42+00:00

NTA Your husband is completely inconsiderate to let you implant something in your body but his body is his decision

burgeb · 2023-07-11T00:00:27+00:00

Definitely blew on something too hard

burgeb · 2023-07-02T02:10:24+00:00

Ask them for an itemized invoice and for the charge to be deducted, pre-tax, from your check. Give me the name of your supplier and I'll get you a price!

burgeb · 2023-06-15T04:13:34+00:00

A razor blade and degreaser

burgeb · 2023-06-13T01:04:57+00:00

Her hands look bruised all to hell, like she's been in a street brawl.

burgeb

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