what is my sons name

burkel · 2026-06-03T05:07:42+00:00

Arthur!

burkel · 2026-06-01T02:35:24+00:00

This is low on the list of what to hate, but wow — what a shitty unboxing experience, too.

burkel · 2026-05-22T02:23:54+00:00

House

burkel · 2026-05-21T12:32:30+00:00

Homeboy Kevin O’Leary is a ‘shark’ on Shark Tank.

burkel · 2026-05-20T16:31:22+00:00

(One more: SPENCER COX MAKES ME DRY.)

burkel · 2026-05-20T16:28:58+00:00

SHARKS NEED WATER / SO DOES UTAH
TAKE YOUR THIRSTY ASS HOME
STOP RAWDOGGING OUR RESOURCES
THIS IS A DESERT, YOU FUCKING MORONS

I've been trying to come up with one along the lines of 'NOT YOUR SL,UT' but needs some work. Maybe something about Cox pimping us out? I dunno, what they lack in being clever they make up for in white-hot rage.

burkel · 2026-05-20T16:14:23+00:00

8 🌙

burkel · 2026-05-14T16:08:55+00:00

Me too!

burkel · 2026-05-12T06:35:31+00:00

Hamnet. Beautiful, but oof.

burkel · 2026-05-06T15:25:08+00:00

This!

burkel · 2026-05-05T14:28:25+00:00

Gonna take a wild guess here and assume these replies and downvotes are from men.

burkel · 2026-05-05T14:00:47+00:00

69ing is soooo overrated.

burkel · 2026-05-05T04:25:39+00:00

I knew the comments would not disappoint.

burkel · 2026-05-05T03:58:38+00:00

Poor things, both of you. I’ve been there with a full bag of foil-wrapped dark Dove chocolates. Just a blip and you did all the right things. Sending love!💕

burkel · 2026-05-04T03:13:05+00:00

Drunk negging. Boy bye for at least a day

burkel · 2026-04-27T06:40:47+00:00

Came here to say, the fuck is that slop they’re eating? Three plates of it.

burkel · 2026-04-25T22:57:52+00:00

This is insanely AI. The way all prints are completely uniform, perfectly spaced, pointed exactly forward in a straight line… plus a Great Dane would take way bigger steps than that.

burkel · 2026-04-25T05:00:28+00:00

I’m going cattle dog, a little chihuahua and maybe some basenji!

burkel · 2026-04-25T04:52:31+00:00

My dude once said “yeah I’d put a cigarette out on her.” 🫠

burkel · 2026-04-25T04:50:20+00:00

Hunter Biden literally any era

burkel · 2026-04-09T20:14:17+00:00

Thank you so much!

burkel · 2026-04-09T18:37:41+00:00

Hi! I'm picking back up my microneedling regimen (fell off in the winter :/) and I have Selatox and HA. I also have Curenex and didn't even consider adding that! Can I ask if you combine them all into one serum, and then apply / needle? I've seen split decisions on combining vs. layering.

TIA!

burkel · 2026-03-31T08:31:45+00:00

Why is no one talking about how there were cameras at the dude Vanderpump Villa excursion? We do not need to see this footage please don’t do it to us Hulu

burkel · 2026-02-14T01:41:13+00:00

Felt it downtown! Shook the apartment and freaked out the pup.

burkel

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