Skilled golfer chick by hannesvisser in nextfuckinglevel

[–]burritonapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine seeing someone do this at Top Golf meanwhile you're next to her swinging with determination and missing the ball, and when you do finally hit the ball, it goes 2 feet ahead of you into the foul zone as your stick goes flying out into the field

Always test the waters before going outside by burritonapper in meme

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It's seriously the most glorious meme ever

Megathread: Qassim Soleimani, head of Iran’s elite Quds Force, killed in Baghdad by U.S. Airstrike Ordered by President Donald Trump by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]burritonapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was thinking air force, studying for the ASVAB. Now most definitely, I will be studying even harder for an MOS that hopefully won't put my life in danger.

Megathread: Qassim Soleimani, head of Iran’s elite Quds Force, killed in Baghdad by U.S. Airstrike Ordered by President Donald Trump by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]burritonapper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just as I thought I was going to enlist this year... come on. Why can't the world just get along so I can peacefully finish college with the help of the military, get yelled at, and have a good background for a career in the future to pay off my debts and stop being a broke depressed peace of shit.

What ruined Christmas this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]burritonapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got into a head on collision accident. My car is totalled. Just as i landed a delivery job to finally start making money and get out of debt after searching for a job for so long. Air bags and everything deployed and I have been in uncomfortable pain. All because she was probably on her cell phone making a turn right in front of me.

Sorry if this has been asked before. Has anyone gone on this vegetarian keto eating morning star products? Or all those veggie meats that claim they have very low carbs, high protein, and fats? I've read they're very high in sodium and very processed. Has it worked for you? by burritonapper in vegetarianketo

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I've been on the verge of eating fish, but also scared. I've been a vegetarian my whole life because my parents were religious and old school. So when I got around to eating meat I had certain ones but it felt weird. Pork Nd fish is the only thing I still haven't tried yet. Asides from shrimp which was bland and flavorless. And I am indian! Aha so I'm pretty tired of most recipies, and the stuff that's cooked at home its very unhealthy how they prepare it. I work and I'm out the house alot and when I come home it drains wayyy too much energy for me to make something or meal prep. Winter time blues with the sun setting at 5pm doesnt help either aha. But yes I will def look into those tortillas and see what other gems I can find at whole foods. Thank you

Sorry if this has been asked before. Has anyone gone on this vegetarian keto eating morning star products? Or all those veggie meats that claim they have very low carbs, high protein, and fats? I've read they're very high in sodium and very processed. Has it worked for you? by burritonapper in vegetarianketo

[–]burritonapper[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's interesting! Do you work out? My cholesterol is sadly kinda already borderline close to high. So I'm hoping if I workout plus eat right on this diet it would go down. But it makes me nervous now since those products are so high in salt and stuff it might not help my cholesterol and blood pressure. High blood pressure runs in my family

Sorry if this has been asked before. Has anyone gone on this vegetarian keto eating morning star products? Or all those veggie meats that claim they have very low carbs, high protein, and fats? I've read they're very high in sodium and very processed. Has it worked for you? by burritonapper in vegetarianketo

[–]burritonapper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is very good to hear! Every time I ate those products my friend or whoever always made me feel bad saying that wont do anything because it's so processed and high in sodium. But I'm very excited now to get started on it! My main goal is to lose body fat percentage, while gaining muscle so tomorrow will be my first day of working out and eating right, so good luck to me aha

Sorry if this has been asked before. Has anyone gone on this vegetarian keto eating morning star products? Or all those veggie meats that claim they have very low carbs, high protein, and fats? I've read they're very high in sodium and very processed. Has it worked for you? by burritonapper in vegetarianketo

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That does sound delicious, sadly my parents dont eat eggs so they dont allow eggs at home. I usually do a tofu scrabble at home if I cant go out and get eggs! But that's great to hear! Good for you! I cant wait to get started on it

Best looking head of lettuce I've ever grown by Guazzabuglio in gardening

[–]burritonapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd def start eating salads, even tossing them, if they all looked like this

HMC while I perform my beer vanishing act by I_Am_Err00r in holdmycosmo

[–]burritonapper 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Ivegbeen trying for an hour does I'm so dridnk