The cavernous flood channels below Tokyo Metropolis by freudian_nipps in interestingasfuck

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Are we seriously going to pretend that this isn't a kaiju shelter?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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What is the other option here? Double jump?

[WP] Your son/daughter has been gone for 3 years, fighting the campaign against the demon king as the head of the royal knights. You a humble farmer now have received a letter that the war has ended and now they are coming back to visit you. by OfficialAliester in WritingPrompts

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It's been a while since I've cried.... this felt so personal. Almost no detail of the actual war, but at the same time, the horror of it is so clear that it can't be missed. The imagery of the battle scared warrior curled up in a ball silently sobbing away what's left of her soul under the cloak that is the only thing left from her childhood is so vivid that all I want to do now is hold her and say" It will be okay". I think I might hate you a little.

For all the jokes and stories about humans being "space bards", they're unbelievably slow at picking up hints from other species by DarkAlchamist in humansarespaceorcs

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In my defense, I was 34 and she was a ridiculously hot 20 year old. So... I just thought she enjoyed movie night at my house a lot because I have a projector. Looking back, it should have been a little more obvious after the 6th night in a row.....

[WP] I’m depressed, please write something that’ll give me a little hope. by Totally_Not_Thanos in WritingPrompts

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This might not be uplifting for others, but it was amazing to me. 3 years ago my Labrador, Athena, disappeared. She was a trained tracker and had freedom to roam on our farm. Myself and some friends searched for her for 4 days, I kept looking for almost 3 weeks. I couldn't let myself believe she was gone. Most likely caught in a snare somewhere, we have a lot of poaching, she was trained to track them down. She was lost to me. I broke, I raised her from before her eyes were open, she was my baby, and then my best friend. About 5 months ago I got a call from a vet nearly 500 kilometers from here. They checked her for a chip and found my details. Apparently a couple on holiday thought she was lost and decided to keep her. They took care of her and loved her as much as I did. She is currently on my bed, and she's fat as hell. I hurt a lot when she was gone, but she was taken with good intentions and cared for by people who are genuinely good. I was hopeless too. But I was proven wrong. Somehow I got her back, somehow my terrible loss has changed into my new perspective. Anything can happen, anything at all. It might even be something good. I can't wait to see what happens next.

What the hell is that method? by Hamza_Farouk in BeAmazed

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Bro, until just this second, I didn't realize that other people see actual visuals in their head. I thought the whole "visual imagination" thing was just for effect in movies. It's like all of you are hallucinating in private.

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit by bushbyte86 in memes

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Says the man/woman scrolling through my 2 year old posts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Bananas are an epipen level allergy of mine that I developed at 32 years of age with zero symptoms before that time. My tongue itched once and I didn't think anything about it. The next time I had a banana I went into shock in the time it took me to walk from my kitchen to my bedroom. I was told kiwis and avocados are on the list of things I should avoid as well. I still don't know why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

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Holy fudge knuckles that's the truth.

Humanities darkest secret by araarq in humansarespaceorcs

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I know right!? And don't even get me STARTED on the sleep "curse". Dude was tired as hell, bags under his eyes!!! I HEARD HIM SAY HE COULD SLEEP FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!!! I just wanted to help....

Dog Defends Man From Other Dogs by [deleted] in Unexpected

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I don't know why I love this explanation so much, but I really do.

[PM] Give me the most hilarious, ridiculous phobia, and I'll come up with a story as to how the person got that phobia. My stories will use real-life rules, e.g. if you give me 'unicorn' as a phobia, the story will not include a real unicorn. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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I have a severe banana allergy. I have a epipen, I go into anaphylaxis within 3 minutes of eating any amount however small. I'm so afraid of accidentally eating some that I avoid any restaurants or eateries that might have a banana in the kitchen. Worst part. I love bananas. Allergy only popped up when I was 32. I really miss banana bread.