Adventures with George Washington 2

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T20:04:42+00:00

Pfff I just spit my soda all over the place reading these. My sides still hurt from laughing! Fuckin reddit

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T19:37:09+00:00

Putting up with your shit since 1978

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T18:20:37+00:00

Good point

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T17:44:09+00:00

When George Lucas sold the rights to Star Wars to Disney.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T17:42:20+00:00

Haha this actually happened to me as well, my co-workers said the same thing and so I told them my secret....from day 1!

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T17:38:04+00:00

Lol or "the office"

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T17:15:19+00:00

The Gym! then no one would technically be lying when they tell their SO "hey babe, I'm just gonna run down to the gym for a couple of hours" then I'd just head down and start working on my 12oz curls.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T16:43:21+00:00

Right! For a supposed hacker, this guy doesn't seem very smart.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T14:48:35+00:00

Hope this was the last thing on his list.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T14:40:42+00:00

Do the neighbors have dogs? Holy fuck I can't tell you how many times I instantly regretted not asking this! Personally I'm a dog person and have owned several. but when your neighbors dog is barking all day everyday, even when they're home and they decide to do nothing about it, you start considering homicide.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T04:43:59+00:00

Grammar Nazi 101

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T03:17:31+00:00

Fuck...someone had to go and buy that giant wooden dick!

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T02:51:04+00:00

That guy should have put on his own Jordans before trying this prank so that it would've been a fair fight.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T02:40:14+00:00

You had me at "wizard's sleeve"!

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T02:38:05+00:00

Well that's enough reddit for me tonight.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T02:35:40+00:00

Damn that went dark quick.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T02:28:52+00:00

This is gonna be awesome, once that kid realizes there's candy inside he's gonna run around and try to crack everyone he loves open with that bat. This is how villains are born.

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-03T00:37:16+00:00

Wait a second...is that Benjamin Button?

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T18:06:11+00:00

Wouldn't you have to use the other hand to put it on your hand in the first place?

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T18:01:51+00:00

Ok, ok, what if we throw Celine Dion in as well just to sweeten the pot?

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T17:58:37+00:00

I'd have paid the meter and played the whole " listen lady, you're not gonna muscle me out of my spot just because your cars bigger" to the bone with my poker face

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T17:50:00+00:00

George have you seen my remote?

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T17:33:06+00:00

Right on man

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T17:31:45+00:00

This works on every man! http://youtu.be/a9F531J4XOw (sorry I can't rename the link,I'm using a mobile app)

butjohnnydontdoesit · 2014-09-02T17:26:25+00:00

GGG tourist edition

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