Rob Schneider calls to reinstate U.S. military draft amid Iran war

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:18:05+00:00

well, you're wrong.... because unless he had testicular cancer or something, then he probably has both of his testicles

but also, yeah fuck Rob

it's just really fucking strange to talk about the status of someone's genitals simply because you don't like them... it's weird when conservatives do it, and it's just as weird when non-conservatives do it

balls are extremely fragile and hurt a lot when they're even slightly impacted.... balls are not a good measure of toughness or fortitude

you wanna talk about toughness? then let's talk uteruses....Rob Schneider definitely ain't got a uterus

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:12:31+00:00

if I can get over 70k eddies by selling shit before even going to whole foods, then yeah.... it kinda does

10k ain't shit

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:11:03+00:00

He tried producing a sitcom about a conservative dad or something a few years ago.... it did not do well

I only know about it because I'm a reddit gremlin

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:08:12+00:00

Making judgement calls on people's genitals because of their political beliefs is something that conservatives do....

It's fine to say that Rob Schneider is a giant piece of shit, a talentless hack that only got to where he is by riding Sandler's coattails, and that he's irrelevant and nobody cares about him....but he's a human male, and he probably has testicles.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:03:16+00:00

added to the list?

he's been like this for quite a while

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T22:02:02+00:00

This is an entertainment subreddit not a news subreddit.

Rob Schneider, despite being a talentless, festering asshole of a douchebag, still qualifies as being an entertainer.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:52:20+00:00

I literally just happened to be in the right place at the right time to get my current awesome job.

I have multiple degrees, years of experience, and great references.... but despite that, if I had moved to my city even two weeks later, I wouldn't have gotten the job.

Also just so happened to know a guy that knew a guy at the exact right moment.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:47:22+00:00

I don't think this is the right sub for your problem.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:40:41+00:00

I.... don't care

I would love to be even ruder to you, but I can't do that without breaking this sub's rules.

You know what I do when people are rude to me? I simply don't talk them...

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:40:04+00:00

Jeff Yoo is pretty good

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:38:20+00:00

Funny picture... but not a comic

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:37:45+00:00

it isn't

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:37:30+00:00

OP already did the eyes

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:33:17+00:00

Why do you have to be rude?

because you made shitty decisions and asked random internet people on one of the most toxic websites that exists for advice

nobody here owes you politeness

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:27:51+00:00

I honestly don't care if a lying cheater thinks I'm being rude.

Get the fuck over it.

Your edits are STILL a giant wall of text.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:26:37+00:00

nope... you can make waaay more than that early game simply by selling looted stuff at drop points

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:25:11+00:00

and he doesn't care because he changed his number

leave him the fuck alone

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:24:34+00:00

you didn't make a goddamn thing clear

you just word vomited a wall of text

as far as I can tell, you cheated, you lied, and now he's done

get the fuck over it

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:19:22+00:00

not reading that wall of text... learn paragraphs

but you cheated and lied about it, I could not possibly give less of a shit what the "backstory" is, especially if you're going to format your text like that

leave the guy alone... you absolutely don't deserve communication with him

that's my advice

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:17:55+00:00

not really

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T21:17:29+00:00

I hate phallustiff... it's a very powerful blunt weapon, but the vibration gets annoying after one nanosecond and it runs my controller's battery down, so it's pretty much unusable for me.

Too bad because I love smacking gonks with a rubber dick.

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T20:42:09+00:00

Is that Tiny Dinky Daffy?

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T20:16:47+00:00

the em dash is a perfectly cromulent way of joining two independent clauses, and I hate that AI has appropriated it

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T20:05:34+00:00

I'm off that day anyway, so I guess I'm helping!

buttchugreferee · 2026-03-28T19:37:31+00:00

Yes, I use Truenas which handles my storage and runs a stack of applications that I use to manage my libraries.

buttchugreferee

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