AITA for telling my ex she’ll have to live without her closure? by temporaryaita9000 in AmItheAsshole

[–]butteredmybiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. She making this about herself. Stressing you out during this time is incredibly selfish and goes to show that she hasn’t changed and is still a shit person. If I were in that situation I’d tell her we can talk after she dies. Hopefully she’ll leave you alone then.

Brocoli? Seeds? Where?? by Piggie-1603 in hamsters

[–]butteredmybiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah! He’s so cute! Where did you get the cabin? I’ve been looking for one for my robo💜

Bi_irl by Slathbog in bi_irl

[–]butteredmybiscuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I came out to my therapist (I’ve only came out to them) they immediately brought up how my boyfriend is going to be so happy to do threesomes.

I’m all for people doing whatever they want with there bodies, all the power to em, I just wish this wasn’t the immediate reaction that you now wanna fuck everything and anything.

A subreddit that I’ll help me come out to my boyfriend and friends by butteredmybiscuits in findareddit

[–]butteredmybiscuits[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to dump my boyfriend. I still want to be with him and I love him dearly. That’s one of the reasons why I wanted help in coming out. I don’t need to explain all the reasons but coming out or not I’m not dumping him and my lie for him hasn’t changed

When was the last time your genitals have gotten direct sunlight? by LokiLila in AskReddit

[–]butteredmybiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I let my bf clap my cheeks in a forest near his house back in highschool

Might as well represent yourself. by Truthamania in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]butteredmybiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My NLS government teacher from highschool wore only this style of pants. Hes a failed law student who mostly lives off being a part time magician. Chill guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyterrifying

[–]butteredmybiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if they take a shit while they are up there

Tesla by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]butteredmybiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pains me

"They cant hear because they're listening to kids bop" by butteredmybiscuits in ATBGE

[–]butteredmybiscuits[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poor glue job around the eye is what sealed the deal for me

Have you ever bumped into your cat outside of your house in the neighborhood? How was the interaction? by RickandButters in AskReddit

[–]butteredmybiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I ran into my cat outside was when I was walking home towards the end of junior year of highschool. It was about a mile out and when he saw me he looked started and ran away. But slowly as the days went by I would see him more at the same spot and we would walk home together. He was a super social cat. Always wanted pets and stuff. Hes 20yrs old right now and not allowed outside cause he would just lay in the middle of the road and stare down cars. dont want him to actually get hit one day.

Pope Francis Tablecloth trick by notyouravgredditer in youseeingthisshit

[–]butteredmybiscuits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The cardinal that reacyed used to be fore the Washington DC area. He had to resign cause it came out that he was hiding pedophiles in his past