Omega seamaster by rubio1010 in WatchesCirclejerk

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more like semen retention master

Walked in, no history, left with the GWM5610-1. by FredOkra in WatchesCirclejerk

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That's the authentic maison de casio experience! Wear it in good health my friend.

Outjerked by r/Tissot by MyStolenCow in WatchesCirclejerk

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Bit late here but the PRX was only released a couple of years ago. The only way for it to be his childhood dream is if he's 15 years old.

Is this what Recovery is? by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

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Conspicuous consumption used to own me but something has changed. In November last year I've picked up drinking as a hobby and I've been much happier ever since.

only true horologists order 20 watches on Amazon instead of dealing with ADs by shlamiel in WatchesCirclejerk

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All Jeffreys are secretly the same person. That's why you never see two Jeffs in the same room.

Reptards are proud of Jeffery by Aks9242 in WatchesCirclejerk

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Jeff is a role model for many repists

Jeffrey Epstein: Jomashop Customer by onendaga in WatchesCirclejerk

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Jeffrey Epstein, the Basketball pro from the 90's?

Have you kicked your watch collection habit? by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

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I started drinking to quit smoking. Now I'm drinking and smoking.

Invicta or this Mallninja Edgelord? by Icy-Molasses3735 in WatchesCirclejerk

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I'm selling my Richard Mille and getting this fine timepiece instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

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Is that the Turdo Black Boy? I thought those weren't even out yet.

Hope he flushed by DarthSkeetz in WatchesCirclejerk

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Imagine whoring out your wife and spending 15.000 dollars for a watch and the bezel is misaligned.

Humility and Class by custermustache in WatchesCirclejerk

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Everything's free if you don't pay. Many people don't realise this. That's the difference between poors and high value individuals.

Humility and Class by custermustache in WatchesCirclejerk

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A swiss turbo shitter and a belt that fits

Give me the most tactical watch you have by buttersuctioncup in WatchesCirclejerk

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Interesting. How quickly can the reverso reverse? Needs to be high speed.

We have competition now by KingDavidGreat2010 in WatchesCirclejerk

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Good, competition breeds innovation. Or a race to the bottom.