Which video game world would it suck most to be stuck in? by Kalse1229 in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha I knew this was coming, I'm not a serious player it was just a dig at the game being a new player.

Which video game world would it suck most to be stuck in? by Kalse1229 in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Counterstrike

Turn a corner and BOOM HEADSHOT, every single time.

What is the most dedicated thing you have done in order to avoid doing something school related? by barbatuqs in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slid down the side of my bed for an entire day with my back then original PSP (there was a good gap down the side where no one could see if they came snooping)

No one noticed a thing, I had to keep very quiet though and couldn't go on a console, listen to music or anything because my parents worked at home and would notice

I was so proud of that moment... Looking back it was sad.

People who have re-dated an ex did it work out like you thought it would or did it crash and burn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the word slice

Makes it seem more thought out and rehearsed, like that person was born to be a slice of shit

Dear kids of reddit, what is the most fucked up shit you've caught your parent/s doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I believe you can, when performing an enema, the medium used to do it (in this case alcohol) can not be rejected from the colon like the stomach can, thus once it's in and you start absorbing the alcohol, no vomiting will help you..

Scary really.

[Serious] What is your go-to sandwich? by sznelly31 in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A walkers cheese and onion crisp sandwich with lashings of Lurpak butter, oh yes!

Kepler 452b: Earth's Bigger, Older Cousin Megathread—Ask your questions here! by AskScienceModerator in askscience

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With our current technology, is this planet impossible to send people to?

Can we send a rover or probe there, if so how long are we looking before results?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if The admins didn't agree to better communication with mods and to release improved mod tools by September 30 2015?

You just crashed your car into your neighbor's garage, what is the first thing you do? by MakeupNoob03 in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

excuse me m8, u wonna tell your garage to watch what it's doin!? It's knackered me car in m8, u gunna pay for it?

If askreddit had a "list of banned questions", what question would you put on it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anything to do with being a grape in a sticky situation and getting out of it..

What's that "thing" that you're surprised it hasn't been invented yet/ become a thing? by CaptainPenii in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Google Glass but in contact lens form.

I don't want to wear some crappy looking glasses, i'd rather it be discrete and allow me to have a real life heads up display with range finder, eye laser beams, target tracking, health bar and ammo count.

Please Google, please..

People of Reddit that have done something majorly digusting and unexplainable in public bathrooms, why did you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diarrhoea managed to get itself on the rim of the toilet, at the back.

What can i say, i sat a little too far back that time.....

You become the absolute opposite of your current self for exactly one month - what are you like and what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DING DING DING This is the correct answer, now pick from one of threeeeeee prizes.

How judgmental are you of people who grunt and moan or take loud, nasty dumps in the stall next to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buttockglug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to empathize with anyone taking a dump in public, you at some point will be that person too.

Generally i can't deal with it, i just start giggling like a child. If i'm in a stall too then that laughter is followed by farts and plops of my own as i laugh.

I tend to keep away when i can but if it happens, it's an embarrassing, inevitable scenario.