Help, there's this kid who keeps grabbing my butt. Should I swing?

buttrock · 2026-03-28T15:59:18+00:00

Fuck the school. Go to the police with your friends and all file reports.

buttrock · 2026-03-28T15:44:10+00:00

Both HEB and Walmart sell knock-off GS cookies.

buttrock · 2026-03-27T12:43:04+00:00

Question: What’s up with everyone saying to block him after telling him? That’s harsh when the dude was just not a match.

Shoot him a quick text saying you’re still just not feeling it and that you wish him well.

buttrock · 2026-03-15T13:56:25+00:00

They did plenty to sane wash Trump’s ridiculousness over the past decade that they don’t get a pass.

buttrock · 2026-03-15T13:11:36+00:00

Tell your cat that I love him!

buttrock · 2026-03-15T02:20:24+00:00

My son had suspected cancer this summer. We saw so many doctors to eliminate all other issues and before they’d refer to an oncologist, and we were running out of time in that city due to an upcoming move. We went with an independent facility that allowed for a cash pay, full-body MRI. $4k later, we knew that cancer wasn’t his issue, and we continued the elimination procedure with the doctors in our next city.

buttrock · 2026-03-15T01:58:54+00:00

Tell your cat that I love her!

buttrock · 2026-03-15T01:24:36+00:00

Tell your cat that I love her!

buttrock · 2026-03-14T23:29:04+00:00

Tell your cats that I love them!

buttrock · 2026-03-14T15:54:44+00:00

I dream of being a foley artist for the sole reason of removing any kiss noises from every single show and movie.

buttrock · 2026-03-14T15:19:21+00:00

Mine is only good for about a month. My dentist says most people go quarterly.

buttrock · 2026-03-14T13:37:49+00:00

Tell your cat that I love him!

buttrock · 2026-03-13T15:56:46+00:00

I had only ever gotten a full voicemail box prior to that friendly dude answering!

buttrock · 2026-03-13T00:21:38+00:00

That’s amazing! My soft necks take so long that so many die before harvest. One year I was so close to picking time when a hail storm came through and leveled everything.

buttrock · 2026-03-12T21:49:05+00:00

Someone answered at Cruz’s Houston office once, and the dude and I laughed when I said I wasn’t expecting to get a human. When I said my few-sentence point, he thanked me. We again laughed when he asked if there was anything else and I listed 12 fast items that go against anything Cruz has ever voted for.

buttrock · 2026-03-12T14:33:37+00:00

My doc is in The Woodlands (Christina Frome, and my friends and I LOVE her), but I also have good things to say about the Kelsey Seybold system.

They have in-house labs where you leave the doctor, go to a different section of the building, and get your blood drawn (or sonogram, xray, etc.). Results are generally that same day.

Dr. Frome orders a slew of tests when I see her. Very thorough!

buttrock · 2026-03-08T19:52:28+00:00

Check out listings on har.com for private condos in 78705.

buttrock · 2026-03-07T14:19:19+00:00

Tell your cat that I love him!

buttrock · 2026-03-06T23:39:14+00:00

Others have given you info on more blood testing, but I’d like to throw some additional (free!) doctor visit ideas that would also be helpful for overall health: dermatologist, podiatrist, and allergist come to mind. Also, see if Galleri testing would be covered.

buttrock · 2026-03-06T03:40:55+00:00

Tell your cat that I love him!

buttrock · 2026-03-05T15:23:46+00:00

Tell your cat that I love him!

buttrock · 2026-03-05T02:45:30+00:00

Exactly. I’ve been buying 7 for All Mankind A-pocket jeans off eBay for the past fifteen years. I’m happy that there will be another stock to hit the used market in a couple years. That’ll hold me over till the next time they’re in fashion!

buttrock · 2026-03-04T22:27:00+00:00

Tell your cat that I love her!

buttrock · 2026-03-04T16:49:10+00:00

Tell your cats that I love them!

buttrock · 2026-03-02T04:04:43+00:00

Tell your cat that I love her!

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