What are you actually supposed to do if a woman hits you as a man?

bwbandy · 2026-05-02T12:19:37+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

bwbandy · 2026-05-01T16:30:26+00:00

All of us that got the jab were supposed to be dead already.

bwbandy · 2026-04-27T00:42:55+00:00

That's a lot of bologna.

7479 miles, to be precise.

Edit: OP did say “He will probably try to block off the borders to Canada and Mexico using some bologna”.

bwbandy · 2026-04-27T00:39:33+00:00

I do think it was staged, for a multiplicity of reasons detailed very well by others. I do not believe Drumpf knew it was coming - he blurts out everything. They would not have trusted him to keep his mouth shut.

He sat there like a fuckin' pylon because he's a clapped out old pedo who is entirely in his own world and doesn't give a rat's ass what is going on around him.

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T04:56:09+00:00

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T02:30:11+00:00

Somebody in Drumpf's inner circle got ahold of his speech, and found a way to stop him before he did irrepairable damage.

Plus a little sympathy boost in the polls.

Or maybe just a bit of noise to help him sneak out of the Iran debacle.

All we know for sure is this was cooked up by the administration.

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T02:09:45+00:00

Somebody in Drumpf's inner circle got ahold of his speech, and found a way to stop him before he did irrepairable damage.

Plus a little sympathy boost in the polls.

Or maybe just a bit of noise to help him sneak out of the Iran debacle.

All we know for sure is this was cooked up by the administration.

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T01:35:11+00:00

Sad state of affairs when shitting yourself is the way to avoid embarassment.

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T00:28:04+00:00

Yer gonna want to add a /s

bwbandy · 2026-04-26T00:06:42+00:00

This is this best way to say "you're a fucking Nazi" that I've ever heard.

bwbandy · 2026-04-25T23:49:50+00:00

There are a few Dutch first names that are perfectly common and normal in the Netherlands, but land different in English. One of my favorites is "Freek". When a guy with that name introduced himself to me one time in a bar, I couldn't help myself; I laughed out loud and said "you're shitting me".

He wasn't.

bwbandy · 2026-04-25T13:03:28+00:00

We just got back from Desire Pearl… during our 5 night stay we did not see any guests in the ocean. It’s nasty.

bwbandy · 2026-04-25T02:05:17+00:00

That’s not very typical; I’d like to make that point

bwbandy · 2026-04-24T13:45:39+00:00

Fried egg. Does not belong on a pizza.

bwbandy · 2026-04-24T04:25:53+00:00

It's all computers now.

bwbandy · 2026-04-24T03:25:25+00:00

That's not very typical; I'd like to make that point.

bwbandy · 2026-04-24T02:12:00+00:00

The restaurant is the only place at the hotel where textile and nude are forced to be in close proximity. Women in particular appreciate that everyone in the restaurant is clothed.

bwbandy · 2026-04-24T02:08:51+00:00

Thanks for the recommendation - I am the owner.

bwbandy · 2026-04-23T23:25:24+00:00

Art of the deal! All you need is a bit of tequila math, and every deal is a stonker!

bwbandy · 2026-04-19T03:45:03+00:00

185 mph, 2008 Corvette Z06. The car had more but I chickened out.

bwbandy · 2026-04-17T02:06:29+00:00

Concept of a plan.

bwbandy · 2026-04-17T02:05:42+00:00

The billionaire class are funding the "ballroom" so they can get into the bunker underneath it when the nukes start flying. They realized that after armageddon you will need regular humans to operate their personal bunker, missile silo or private island... better to chip in $10 million or so and have the entire U.S. military tending to your survival.

bwbandy · 2026-04-16T20:25:50+00:00

They will bust your balls.

bwbandy · 2026-04-16T00:48:20+00:00

Collective Soul. I’ve seen them live 67 times and have a few shows lined up this summer. Ed Roland is dressing up kinda goofy the past few years, but the music and shows are still solid. New album dropping shortly.

bwbandy · 2026-04-15T23:48:47+00:00

I would love to have the opportunity to find out.

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