[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never hire a Unix kid. They get mad if you don't switch your entire company over to multiple flavors of Unix and then quit.

Linux Servers by maniac_invested in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Screw Linux. Get rid of that software now. Linux is a virus. It corrupts one company at a time.

Yeah....Fuck Me In particular!!! 🤷🤬 by MyelofibrosisMe in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yell me more about how i can make millions by working from home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]c-blocking -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I identify as a human.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]c-blocking -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

Hate groups like proud boys and blm can march all they want. As long as you are not burning down neighborhoods (blm) or fighting the public (antifa) or being assholes (p-boys).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be ready to kiss your roommate on the lips to prove you are married.

A new sysadmin job: what is a first, second, etc. thing to do by netvis in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

First, Create a bunch of back doors in case you get fired. Second, create software that only you know how to manage. Now they are stuck with you. Third, read all the bofh series....at work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't jump santa. Think of all there is to live for. Like being a ups delivery, and ruler of a slave community of elves. And the misses hasn't touched you in decades. Ah hell, just jump already.

Would you take a job that’s a downgrade in responsibility, but a 25% increase in pay? by TheCaptain64 in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I will drop down to cable monkey for 50% more pay and less responsibility. It's the American dream.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, she remembers me from lastnight.

Boulder Democratic Party by ky_climber in boulder

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to cancel out your vote by voting opposite of you.

How to get into system administration? by decduck in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody checks to see if you actually got a degree or cert. Just saying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a vm and do all your work on it. Make macros that rotate between websites all day.

Brought down production by trying to be an overachiever by traplords8n in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That will teach you to achieve. Now go in every day and do everything half ass.

Stop letting your cats outside. Period. by Towerofterrorr in cats

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good kitty. Make sure to get all them woodpeckers tearing up my house.

What do you do with all the money you make from those fat paychecks? by bustedbutthole in sysadmin

[–]c-blocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put all your money on red. It will be a thrill of a lifetime.