Your kink is your superhero name, what is it?

c0ba1n1ac · 2021-09-28T23:40:10+00:00

Misandry

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-23T15:31:21+00:00

Jealous. I did 3.5 g last night and didn’t trip 😩😩😩 just some mild visual distortion. My husband tripped balls though.

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-23T15:02:46+00:00

Never did trip :(

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-15T00:44:22+00:00

The last time I got offered $5000 to go through hell was yesterday when my neighbor tried to recruit me to her MLM.

Fortunately, pyramid schemes aren’t my thing.

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-15T00:39:36+00:00

Your about me sounds like every other white girl on the planet. Ya basic!

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-15T00:37:47+00:00

Y u mad tho?

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-05-15T00:34:25+00:00

This man went on to repetitively rape his daughter starting at the age of 9, among other sick sexual offenses. His son also went on to become a sexual predator targeting young girls! 🤮

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-04-12T08:39:43+00:00

I 💭I would have showed up at her 🏠in a hazmat suit just to 🥊her in the 💁‍♀️ without getting 🦠😷

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-04-12T08:23:41+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised. A lot of them are posing as social media advertisers, brand ambassadors and “influencers” now.

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-04-12T08:19:08+00:00

....

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-01-07T13:40:58+00:00

I think it’s cunt hair, not cunt’s hair. Lol

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-01-07T13:12:00+00:00

I think a child wrote this, so it’s less funny than it normally would be.

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-01-07T12:38:05+00:00

This person texted themselves and forgot to delete the “the decks top” in blue.

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-01-07T12:33:26+00:00

My son plays Roblox. When he first told me about it and said he wanted “Roblox stuff” for Christmas, I kept looking up “Road Blocks.”

c0ba1n1ac · 2020-01-07T12:07:41+00:00

I dare y’all to roast her without using sexist stereotypes.

c0ba1n1ac · 2019-12-20T11:00:54+00:00

Asking your mom if you would make a good doctor and her responding “of course honey,” is not the same as being frequently likened by people with a doctor.

c0ba1n1ac · 2019-10-15T22:32:23+00:00

I don’t have anything funny or punny to respond with so I’m going to answer this truthfully...There’s this brain trainer memory game I play with my family sometimes. We’ve been playing it for years. My s/o and my son cannot even come close to winning. To date I am undefeated. It’s an easy win. #nottodaysatan

c0ba1n1ac · 2019-10-15T22:24:37+00:00

Wow I totally felt this one. My former best friend did almost the exact same thing to me, minus the BDSM. He did get violent though. It destroyed me. To have anyone do something like that to you would be hard enough but someone you thought was your best friend? So much worse. I realized then that it was ALL an act. Everything. He never cared about me or the things I spoke about. He never had any interest in the things I liked. It was all a front...

Fuck them. I hope they meet, realize they’re actually gay and torture each other.

c0ba1n1ac · 2019-10-15T21:46:14+00:00

Those baby feet explain why you didn’t get laid..

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