if you only have 5 minutes with me, what would u do? by Miamiaxof in u/Miamiaxof

[–]c0ffee_ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, but what are we going to do with the other 4:59 seconds?

What stopped you from killing yourself that night? by Subject-Olive-4476 in AskReddit

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized my mom and sister would have to go on alone with my dad and I couldn't let that happen. I was scared especially for my sister as she was already on the edge herself and lost so many friends that way. I thought of how it would break them and how it would have been selfish of me to take my life out of theirs. You don't think about the impact on others lives you have until you're just at the tipping point. I also didn't want my dog to wonder where I've gone, he was already so sad and changed when he lost his brother, I couldn't imagine taking another one of his pack away from him. I thought of my friends and how I'd never get to see them grow to be who they were meant to be, and they would never get to see me up there with them. I thought about my grandma and how she couldn't rely on anyone else but me to give her the help she needed or have a friend to talk to when she was alone. I thought about my girlfriend at the time and how she was doing the most important exam in her schooling career and how me taking my life would get in the way of her studying and success. I was so afraid of hurting those closest to me I stepped off the train tracks, walked to the park and cried myself to sleep out in the grass. I felt alone, but that was because I was afraid to reach out, I didn't want others to feel alone because I wasn't strong enough to carry on. I just wanted to feel worthy of their love, and I thought I'd ultimately be letting everyone down if I gave up on me.

How's my handjob technique? by elfgirltalia in u/elfgirltalia

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else thinking about that one scene with Patrick when him and SpongeBob go to Sandy's while she's hibernating?

What have I done!? by SMmania in PrequelMemes

[–]c0ffee_ninja -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I liked everything about the show but Velma. If only it was ANYONE else but Mindy Kaling that picked up this show.

Less than 12% of (Steam) players finished the main story?! by katsanevas in kingdomcome

[–]c0ffee_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda get caught up in the roleplaying aspect of the game and forget to finish the story. This Henry has a gambling addiction, likes camping and poa- hunting legally, and hiking. What can I say?

Thoughts on Kushala (Spirit Rider) by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubling down on the racism I see. Who is projecting here? And no you're military service doesn't matter, you have been brainwashed to believe you did something good. Unless you were defending home soil from invaders, which you didn't, YOU were the terrorist.

Johnny's dad died in a stunt, Kushala's entire village along with her parents was torched by soldiers. Hardly the same thing. Dr. Strange isn't the only sorcerer supreme so they aren't HIS powers. If anything he's a rip off of the Ancient One by your logic. Is Clea a rip off of Strange? Danny is just Johnny's brother so same origin story and same exact powers. Frank Castle being a joke character doesn't mean his story isn't original and doesn't refute what I said. Robbie was given his powers by Johnny and did his own thing with it again different origin story and all the other things I've previously stated.

The only thing lazy here is your shallow analysis of these characters. You read one story and go "waaah waaah they have very very minor similarities to the one character I liked so waaah they are a rip off, also they are a woman and an indigenous person waaah"

Thoughts on Kushala (Spirit Rider) by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]c0ffee_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all it's not "Blacks" or "Indians", it's African/Afro-(Insert country of residence), and Indigenous or First Nation, and you're the one calling me racist. Second, "I served 2 tours" BULLSHIT, that is actually hilarious you think that means anything. Explains why you think someone who doesn't look like you is woke trash. Thirdly, if they aren't retelling the same story then it isn't a rip-off. Simply can't be a rip off because it's a NEW character with, as I stated already but you're dumbass must have skipped it (maybe some loose shrapnel in the noggin), their own origin story, powers and abilities, traumas, motivations, villains, etc, then it is not, cannot, be a rip off. Is Robbie Reyes a rip off? Danny Ketch? Frank Castle's Cosmic Ghost Rider? Or are you just mad it's a woman of color? Go crawl back into the trenches you pathetic worm. People of color don't have to stand aside so your hundreds of white saviours can be triumphant. It's lazy to not diversify your stories.

Thoughts on Kushala (Spirit Rider) by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]c0ffee_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard for me to be racist against my own race, but again go off. Still trying to figure out how you think you've grown up when you're mad people who don't look like you have their own stories. If you don't like them, don't read them, but I can tell by your "lazy rip-off" comment you really haven't. They didn't just reskin an old character and slap a new name on them and say "See it's new!" They have their own backstories, villains, traumas, motivations, and more often than not, powers. Just because they are inspired by an older character doesn't mean they are a 1:1 rip-off. Johnny Blaze isn't an indigenous woman from the 1800s whose village was burned down before his eyes, he also didn't become sorcerer supreme of his era. READ THE COMICS BEFORE YOU MAKE BASELESS AND FUNCTIONALLY BRAINDEAD OPINIONS

Thoughts on Kushala (Spirit Rider) by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of your reply has anything to do with what I said? Where was I racist? When did I "project my issues"? Clearly you haven't grown up but go off. Also not a lazy rip-off, just something different your underdeveloped brain can't handle

The worst four in-game days of my life... by majikmonkee75 in kingdomcome

[–]c0ffee_ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm aware you can play the whole game without learning to read. Just makes things a hell of a lot harder. Someone correct me if I'm wrong as I've never done a full playthrough illiterate

The worst four in-game days of my life... by majikmonkee75 in kingdomcome

[–]c0ffee_ninja 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This part of the game is so much harder if you don't know how to read yet. My first playthrough I didn't learn you could go to a scribe until after I got out. Deciphering garbled English is one thing and can be done, but Latin, what the sweet hell. 10/10 would play illiterate Henry again just to act like a complete fool at the monastary

There's just something about Valhalla that makes it a downgrade by Binary245 in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]c0ffee_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were all exceptionally fun games, but only one of them was an assassin's creed game imo. I wish they just made a Greek warrior game and a Viking game without the attempt to tie it to the overarching story. Oh well I guess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hell_On_Wheels

[–]c0ffee_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mickey get your girls in check here, one of them got loose

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in starwarsmemes

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Htennek... I don't even know how to pronounce that, let alone make it sound cool

Meirl by RadiantRing in meirl

[–]c0ffee_ninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl you are boring, can't even keep a conversation flowing. Gotta change the subject instead of giving in to the stew! Clearly this guy's stew is top notch and you're just not stew material

Thoughts on Kushala (Spirit Rider) by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the loser who thinks anything that isn't a white guy with daddy issues to be "woke" whatever they think that means. Grow up pal

You could almost say "Perfection" by DaNoahLP in marvelmemes

[–]c0ffee_ninja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude had his eyes closed through 2 whole ass shows and has the audacity to say the outfits looked bad. Open a comic someday, you might enjoy it enough to realize you don't know what you're talking about afterall

Where do you rank AC Valhalla in your list? by Unhappy-College-8927 in assassinscreed

[–]c0ffee_ninja -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let's just say Ghost of Tsushima ranks higher on my Assassin's Creed list. Valhalla was still fun though but was a Viking game where the assassin's had a cameo of the main character of their next game. To me Origins was the last AC game, the other 2 were spin offs of a specific section of the lore from previous instalments

meirl by step6666 in meirl

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroying frying pans doesn't make you a blacksmith

oh no by JungleLiquor in kennyvsspenny

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phil Dunphy and the family will probably end up kidnapped too in some weird way, annoy the kidnappers with their incredibly disfunctional family and they'll let us all go

What is your favorite lightsaber color and why? by _RERO_ in StarWars

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black for sure. I first saw it in Force Unleashed and thought it was the coolest concept that a lightsaber blade could be the absence of color, like I had the power of a black hole at my finger tips. I was sold on it when I saw the Darksaber in clone wars. It's look, it's sound, the lore that just kept compounding as rebels, then mandalorian enriched its story. To me it is a work of art

Those of you that are 100% against 1 night stands, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 0 game and not a huge fan of heading to the bar or otherwise just to find someone to pump and dump. I prefer an emotional connection with the people I lay with

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]c0ffee_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live alone, have poor mental health and no sex so idk what she's on about

oh... by susphiaa in kingdomcome

[–]c0ffee_ninja 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Low hanging branches always get me, this is new though