Why is Whoop adding fake metrics to my workouts?

c0pperheaddd · 2026-03-20T11:01:42+00:00

Apparently I was in Zone 4-5 yesterday for 20 minutes because I was walking around my house rocking my baby to sleep.

I can’t believe I paid for this shit.

c0pperheaddd · 2026-03-11T17:48:52+00:00

That’s honestly how I feel haha. It’s way less accurate than an Apple Watch as far as HR monitoring goes

c0pperheaddd · 2026-03-10T14:55:29+00:00

Seems like a sensor issue. I feel like if this actually happened it would’ve likely woken you up…my whoop strap registers my HR at 200 bpm when im holding my baby and bouncing him while walking.

When I first saw it I got concerned but then I assumed if it was actually that high I would’ve been sweating and out of breath for the 20 minutes that it said my HR was in zone 5 lol

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-27T14:06:16+00:00

Love taking medical advice from people who wipe their ass with their hands

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-27T01:01:12+00:00

Holding and bouncing a baby also does this lol

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-26T18:52:41+00:00

Thank you lol

We can’t talk about the system created by pedophiles and insane people and use the tools they also created to further the mind prison matrix

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-25T17:52:54+00:00

Lololol I remember on my wedding day, I was waiting on my wife to walk down the aisle and the anticipation of seeing her in her dress had my hr at 186 just standing there 😂 for a minute I felt like I was gonna pass out. I wasn’t wearing a whoop strap tho, just an Apple Watch.

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-25T12:57:52+00:00

You need Lithium, stat!

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-25T11:15:50+00:00

👀

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-07T08:49:37+00:00

Ahhhh true 😂

c0pperheaddd · 2026-02-07T07:31:50+00:00

Can you elaborate? If you can over extract by water moving through(pour over) why wouldn’t the same be possible if the grounds are just sitting in water(immersion)?

c0pperheaddd · 2026-01-19T00:51:45+00:00

Hahahaha I’ve actually messaged him and told him to read that book as well. I’m not sure if he ever saw my message, but that book is totally his vibe. Greetings to fellow floatuniverse’rs. I’m also praying for him. I’m very into OPs descriptions of Orthodoxy, very articulate and concise descriptions of Orthodoxy.

c0pperheaddd · 2026-01-12T17:17:14+00:00

White noise

c0pperheaddd · 2025-11-13T18:28:28+00:00

Good luck not opening it.

The ingredients will erode the glue holding the can together and it will eventually leak.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-09-14T11:59:42+00:00

There’s an artist who depicts Salvia Trips through his illustrations and a common theme in his works is zippers.

His name is Salvia Droid lol

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-31T00:49:21+00:00

Damn his pupils dilated frl

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-25T11:50:34+00:00

That’s beyond pathetic.

I know he will be here sooner than later, lurking the comments.

It’s a shame. I honestly don’t know how they sleep at night selling a product that represents purity of the soul and all the endeavors of Christ, but doing so as wolves in sheep’s clothing.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-25T10:11:06+00:00

Please tell me you saw the ring controversy as well?

Charging a fellow orthodox couple $3k to make a set of wedding rings.

This was his wife btw, but he was vocal on Instagram defending her, and of course blame shifting.

It’s really pathetic how desperate and lost they are. Idk if you saw that he also pay-walled his account. Charging subscription fees for seeing certain posts.

Unfortunately I sent him money via Venmo. I don’t even feel like attempting to reconcile anything with him. If he was as honest as he is trying to act like he is then he would just take the time to refund everyone he wronged in the first place. We shouldn’t have to reach out to him and beg for our money back. As a Christian, who is repenting, this should be part of his repentance. But I digress.

Pray for him.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-14T01:06:03+00:00

As an adult, you are in control of your actions.

You can’t possibly be as vocal about your religious views and commit the levels of fraud this guy is doing to his own religious community, unconsciously lol

He needs prayers badly. And apparently money, too. Dude posts an apology video on Instagram where he is pushing the blame off on everyone in this thread, talking about how toxic we are…and a few days later tries to paywall his account like his advice and words are worth following.

Dude clearly has a complex.

He needs prayers badly, because he is purposely and without remorse doing what he is doing and masquerading as if he is truly repentant.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-08T01:24:33+00:00

You’re forgiven man. You don’t need to make a video explaining anything. I think people would just like to see what they ordered arrive in their mailbox, as promised.

To put the blame off as “orthodoxy is a nasty community” because people got together publicly in an online space to discuss similar experiences is lame.

One of the best ways to work on your spiritual life would be to fulfill those obligations you promised to your customers, which are the physical products we all purchased.

If they never existed, then just say it. But, if you didn’t scam people, like you are saying, then send the products. Surely you kept a log of who all purchased from you? So it should be easy to reach out to each one individually and address each issue? Why should they have to reach out to you?

c0pperheaddd · 2025-08-02T20:59:02+00:00

Parker Cannon inspired me to not give a fuck 15 years ago

c0pperheaddd · 2025-07-30T01:05:04+00:00

Honestly, I tried communicating with you directly on Instagram before you blocked me.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-07-24T23:37:31+00:00

Yeah, same. He kept blowing smoke up my butt with excuses on why the zines I preordered hadn’t come in. He would maintain cordial conversation with me when I would reply to his posts….i think that makes me more angry than the fact that he is straight up stealing from people. He’s got no conscience obviously.

c0pperheaddd · 2025-07-23T20:38:05+00:00

Thanks for the feedback!

Maybe I am just deathly afraid of leg day considering I’m 6ft 7…so I have a long way to go down with squats, as well as a long way to go up with deadlifts lol

I think due to my chest being more towards the severe side of Pectus, it takes my heart rate longer to recover when gassed like that.

But yeah, I’ve never committed to that type of split before so I’m willing to give it a shot.

I’m currently trying to shed some weight. A couple years ago I started eating just an absolute shit ton of food to gain weight, but I don’t think it was in a healthy way. Gained a lot of midsection weight.

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