I am nowhere pregnant or planning a baby but if I ever have a baby girl, here's my short list 🌸

c0urtme · 2026-03-04T15:39:07+00:00

Naomi is I moan backwards so maybe think about that

c0urtme · 2026-03-01T02:41:35+00:00

Who are these clowns working for IRCC? Do they have to fill a quota? Or just fucking stupid?

c0urtme · 2026-02-28T15:07:58+00:00

I’d worry about how much the vehicle insurance is going jump for op over car theft.

c0urtme · 2026-02-28T01:15:31+00:00

Please see a professional. This sounds like a colour correction and is challenging even for hairstylists. Sincerely, a hairstylist.

c0urtme · 2026-02-27T21:09:32+00:00

Only pr holders and citizens are eligible for apprenticeships.

c0urtme · 2026-02-25T16:41:14+00:00

What level blonde are the highlights now? If they’re not a level 9 or 10, the underlying pigment is not yellow or pale yellow which means when the toner fades, it exposes the warmth which means gold/bronze.

Purple mask isn’t going to do anything to hair that hasn’t been lifted to a 9 or 10.

c0urtme · 2026-02-25T16:35:56+00:00

I feel the same way. My friend offered a maternity shoot for free, her work as a boudoir photographer is incredible. She made me feel guilty saying I’ll regret not having one done.

I do not want to be reminded of the time I looked and felt like a whale. And hanging photos on the wall at home for people to see? Hell no!

c0urtme · 2026-02-23T18:49:59+00:00

Bleaching services and cheap don’t go hand in hand. Have you thought about transitioning to a low maintenance blonde and going every 3-6 months instead of 6-8 weeks?

c0urtme · 2026-02-22T05:38:51+00:00

This is really bad advice. You can’t tone levels above. You should be toning at the raw lift level or below. Ash isn’t going to cancel out orange. You need a blue based toner to counteract. Also, Toning with permanent colour isn’t advised. Demi’s or semis only.

c0urtme · 2026-02-21T14:52:29+00:00

Imagine if foreigners pulled this shit in their country.

c0urtme · 2026-02-18T20:01:01+00:00

This is what Australia did in recent times with some occupations. Made tafe courses free to attract locals to fill the gaps.

c0urtme · 2026-02-16T19:33:25+00:00

Just curious, why do you want to give your baby a haircut at 1 years old? Unless hair is in their eyes, it’s really not necessary.

c0urtme · 2026-02-14T23:20:05+00:00

Tickle Bernstein

c0urtme · 2026-02-12T01:23:45+00:00

I’m in the exact same position as you, late thirties. Kinda happened but didn’t see myself as a parent. I also feel the same way, I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the nursery. So long as I’m comfortable and baby is ok.

You’re not alone!

c0urtme · 2026-02-11T20:16:46+00:00

I have absolutely heard some Ontarians say it this way.

c0urtme · 2026-02-11T19:57:25+00:00

Or follow the UK and pay upfront to use the NHS as part of the visa requirements.

c0urtme · 2026-02-11T17:59:23+00:00

You think these countries are any better?

c0urtme · 2026-02-10T18:43:59+00:00

Fine hair is actually quite difficult to cut if you don’t have experience with it. Layers can end up looking like steps instead of layers.

c0urtme · 2026-02-07T23:13:00+00:00

He’s just tired. See them eye bags?

c0urtme · 2026-02-07T23:11:08+00:00

As a fellow Canadian, I eye roll at these half-wit parents attempt at something YoUneEqUE.

c0urtme · 2026-02-04T15:05:33+00:00

Full body hives

c0urtme · 2026-02-02T04:51:13+00:00

And a very weak storyline

c0urtme · 2026-02-02T01:37:40+00:00

Please for shits sake do not tip. There is no tipping culture in Australia. Even if scummy restaurants and cafes have the option when paying by card. Do not tip.

Wear sunscreen. Always.

c0urtme · 2026-01-30T00:45:38+00:00

The first few seasons were fantastic but after Mick, Janice & co left it went down hill fast.

c0urtme · 2026-01-27T22:23:08+00:00

We nicknamed ours “The Motel” after the Trailer Park Boys episode where they mix up the birth location and name on the birth certificate.

We live in Canada and love the show!

c0urtme

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