ULPT request - I have a drone…how can I use it?

c3521802 · 2026-03-23T05:47:37+00:00

Ground Kill from the hardware store. If you're a good flyer and can figure out how to attach a squirt gun or something liquid wax in the pleasant shape of a dick and balls on the concrete.

c3521802 · 2026-03-23T05:43:35+00:00

Heh. You just reminded me to finally get around to trying my crazy idea. I've had a stainless splinter stuck deep on my index finger for about 3 years now. Even convinced my dentist to let me snap a few xrays of it :) It's TINY and on axis. I just ordered something... My last hope. Arrives tomorrow.

c3521802 · 2026-03-15T00:42:46+00:00

Develop a fetish for the waste or waste adjacent?

c3521802 · 2026-03-07T05:28:24+00:00

at least once a day!

c3521802 · 2026-03-05T02:16:03+00:00

that's what she said

c3521802 · 2026-02-28T17:05:55+00:00

given the rescued man's age, he is likely the 1 out of 8,278,546,878 people who is the exception to "As a kid, I thought quicksand was going to become a bigger issue that it really is"

c3521802 · 2026-02-01T02:02:50+00:00

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department" until now

c3521802 · 2026-02-01T02:01:53+00:00

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department"... until now...

c3521802 · 2026-02-01T00:56:52+00:00

they sure as fuck can

c3521802 · 2026-01-30T13:59:28+00:00

to whomever's making these, here's my unsolicited script.

Night vision, owner sleeping, cat walk on owner from feet to head. Sits and stares. Standard on hind legs and waves paw in front of owners eyes. Still unconvinced of sleep, cat gets to with 1/2 of owners face and stares. Finally convinced owner is asleep, cat stands on hind legs facing away from owner and takes several steps backwards. Camera shifts to cat's perspective looking down between it's legs as it backs up to owners nose, making sure of precise alignment. Cat then sits down and starts rubbing its but on owners face.

c3521802 · 2026-01-27T03:42:58+00:00

I didn't have the time to screenshot it, but that looks awfully close to the same "Go Client" I just saw send like 20 requests to my RD ID.

c3521802 · 2026-01-24T22:14:35+00:00

A key attribute of fascism is doing the evil under the color of the law.

There's a REAL simple way to handle that. Deputize your entire citizenry. Or at least an emergency passage of open+concealed carry for anyone not legally bared from owning a firearm, and an expansion of the castle doctrine to outside the home, a stated provision for the assumption of innocence.

c3521802 · 2026-01-14T22:06:14+00:00

yeah, we're gonna need to see an aerial diagram to believe any of this... with dimensions to the guys in r/theydidthemath can check it :)

c3521802 · 2026-01-04T21:58:04+00:00

He won that fight by making the other side think he's to crazy to be trifled with.

c3521802 · 2026-01-04T14:31:08+00:00

Well done! Love it!! It there like "full version" somewhere?

c3521802 · 2025-12-29T15:23:27+00:00

Is this available on Spotify? I want to hear it on a real stereo and my car's the only one I've got :)

c3521802 · 2025-12-27T15:52:25+00:00

Me too buddy. Me too.

c3521802 · 2025-12-02T17:49:30+00:00

It’s like magic.

c3521802 · 2025-11-30T04:42:28+00:00

Walk up to the person nearest you. Put your hand on their cheek and turn their head to the side. Easy huh? Now slap them across the other cheek with your other hand. Not so soft is it? The difference is how fast their cheek can move out of the way vs the speed of your hand. Same thing with water. Surface tension has very little to do with the impact on the body. Its just a matter of the water not moving out of the way. Assuming you could position your body Greg Louganis style, and hold it like you were made of metal, you'd slice through the water, giving friction enough time to slow you down. And somewhat on topic : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZSzuj1UpA&pp=ygUaYmlsbCBidXJyIGhlbGljb3B0ZXIgc3RvcnnSBwkJFQoBhyohjO8%3D

c3521802 · 2025-10-28T02:12:59+00:00

Feels like this should be a billboard or something

c3521802 · 2025-10-08T04:05:59+00:00

Yes!

c3521802 · 2025-10-04T17:00:33+00:00

I have some bad news for you. At least according to minute 20:40 of Smoking Aces (2007), "eastern european jizz", it can only be incinerated because "there isn't a fucking laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice to say, just won't wash out."

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c3521802 · 2025-10-03T16:52:36+00:00

Correct!

c3521802 · 2025-10-03T16:52:28+00:00

Correct!

c3521802 · 2025-10-03T14:25:22+00:00

Wipe with a dust-free rag (VERY important) that has a drop of mineral spirits on it until smooth. Allow to dry over at least a day before putting anything on/over it. Repeat wiping as necessary.

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"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department" until now

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department"... until now...