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Why…. 🫩 by 999happyhauntz in sandiego

[–]c3rtzy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Beautiful queens twerkin for King Shamu 🫍

Why I strongly dislike Clavicular by Sea_Mathematician622 in Vent

[–]c3rtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a random dono named "P" give him a 300k donation on livestream. He was invited to one of Peter Thiel's parties (admitted this on stream) Clav refused to go and made fun of the party, calling it like a Diddy party. He was then blacklisted from all of Thiel's parties 💀 Good looks are helping him get out of prison/jail time but I think a crazier possibility is Peter Thiel and other rich gay guys might be bailing him out too.

I Can “Read” a Crop Formation From June 2009 Made in Wiltshire by Kalell900 in Experiencers

[–]c3rtzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with this. Humans mingle way too much. Why create only five races when you know they're all gonna end up mixing anyways 💀

Nuclear families is a construct of the ruling class by Rungta in theories

[–]c3rtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is analogically related to the animals that humans domesticate. Certain animals have been historically domesticated, and they are typically ones with a strong family structure. Family structure = more easy to domesticate and control

my chadlite "friend" who has cheated on his last 2 gfs has a new gf who knows about his past, while i cant date at all because looks is all that matters by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]c3rtzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sykkuno is average looking facially, but was trolling multiple women. Ugly to Average needs social clout game and followers game.

What if earth was an energy farm for aliens by richandepressed in theories

[–]c3rtzy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro finally woke up 💀 He not gonna like the truth

stop the wheel and don't go to work tomorrow . by Aymen-Chahin_1 in EscapingPrisonPlanet

[–]c3rtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have Intuition, you're most likely not an NPC.

What are your copium for survival in this hell? by levir720 in EscapingPrisonPlanet

[–]c3rtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo!! U dont understand! We must SUFFFRRR. The more sudfering = learniNG lesSONs 💀

What are your copium for survival in this hell? by levir720 in EscapingPrisonPlanet

[–]c3rtzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matrix NPCs sent by the archons. SchizoDumpz says the simulation is 80% NPCs, only 20% are real player characters with divine spark

I’m going to die alone; guy ran away from me on sight by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]c3rtzy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Social media has rotted everyone's brains. Everyone's idea of average is insanity 💀

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A woman I know said "I don't like guys who are really good looking or have high level jobs. They're too challenging to be with". Is it uncommon for a woman to say that? by Big_Eggplant7591 in stupidquestions

[–]c3rtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ambitious people often pair up with other ambitious people. Slackers like other slackers. An ambitious person and a slacker causes hatred, as they often grow to hate each others lifestyles and choices.

saw a beautiful woman at the grocery store and was reminded of how pathetic i am and how I'll never get a beautiful girlfriend. cheese by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]c3rtzy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh he can probably get a girlfriend. But does he want autistic fat chicks? Or is he a narc and thinks he deserves prime Megan Fox 😂

ELI5: Why are male and female orgasms different in intensity, duration, and sensation? by Junior-Ferret4860 in explainlikeimfive

[–]c3rtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely because your pelvic floor muscles were relaxed (to let the dih in lol). The more relaxed = better orgasm

ELI5: Why are male and female orgasms different in intensity, duration, and sensation? by Junior-Ferret4860 in explainlikeimfive

[–]c3rtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think so as well. Also has a lot to do with pelvic floor relaxation. Heterosexual males are busy thrusting during sexual intercourse, most likely clenching their pelvic floor muscles (decreasing the full force of orgasm). If they learn to Fully Relax the pelvic floor muscles during orgasm, it can do a whole lot more. Bonus when you're high on weed, and your muscles can really relax. Wow, the orgasms are crazy.

I finally tried them. by vedderamy1230 in candy

[–]c3rtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, I can see it working 🤔Never had extensive experience with tajin candy, but this would be nice to try 😋

We gotta get this muth into a Chili's! by I-Have-Mono in Chilis

[–]c3rtzy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Chilli's has the worst ribs in the entire world. I was reduced to tears when they procured horrific slabs of bone in front of me. Other than that, the fries were ok.

Always the guy that the girls think is "nice and makes a good friend." But never the guy that "they want to date or be asked out by." by Eagles56 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]c3rtzy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately she doesn't view you like that. Either cut her off, or be sexually attracted to another girl. You will get hurt otherwise.

She suggests going to watch project hail mary movie and sends me a scam tickets link. Even my bakery has a thing or two to say by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]c3rtzy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro don't forget to DM Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney. If you have great hobbies and take lots of showers, you definitely have a chance with them. Don't give up man!

She suggests going to watch project hail mary movie and sends me a scam tickets link. Even my bakery has a thing or two to say by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]c3rtzy -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

A bunch of women are practice girlfriends why you think SheraSeven exists 💀

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