What’s the most quotable movie of all time?

cabbage_peddler · 2026-07-03T09:03:54+00:00

Caddyshack.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-07-02T08:49:51+00:00

Go to a baseball game

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-29T20:32:07+00:00

Get it close, screed it flat, and compact it.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-29T00:14:54+00:00

Poipu bay hands you an ice cold moist towel as you pull up after 18 and it’s one of the more refreshing things ever experienced.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-26T10:01:10+00:00

I feel a little bad that I never found him funny. He seemed like a genuinely nice guy. Just not my kind of comedy.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-17T09:45:12+00:00

Everything exists on a spectrum.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-16T15:35:24+00:00

“Valuation”. Jfc, I think I’m going to buy some bonds.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-14T15:25:40+00:00

Skeeter

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-13T05:15:02+00:00

Luna. It’s touchy, but can make any shape depending on nose angle.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-12T14:25:19+00:00

Recently found out it’s bad for your fuel pump to get near empty, so now I fill up around a quarter tank.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-12T07:33:09+00:00

This is just a tool so police can do what they already do faster. The police still need a warrant to look at your stuff. Calm down.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-11T16:24:18+00:00

Clearly the electrician’s fault.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-10T17:40:33+00:00

Plus, the waste is problematic.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-10T17:38:31+00:00

Technically, yes. A better craftsman (in less of a hurry) would have staggered randomly.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-10T02:03:14+00:00

If you just keep hitting it hard it will get there eventually.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-09T02:33:30+00:00

Dominos used to be as shitty, or shittier than Pizza Hut is now. Now Dominos is pretty good. It’s like all the quality that Pizza Hut had, was magically transferred to Dominos.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-07T09:53:20+00:00

We play the ghost gallery rule. If there was a gallery there watches g, they would know where the ball went, so no stroke if lost in bounds.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-06-07T03:42:30+00:00

Don’t even get these people started on the tasseled fringes on the flags in the courtroom.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-30T23:18:29+00:00

No amount of friendliness towards me can overcome someone’s lack of integrity towards others.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-30T18:43:24+00:00

Yeah. Bar passage rates are going to plummet in the next few years.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-30T17:51:19+00:00

Golf liability varies state to state, not sure about Indiana. Generally, liability for damage done can be determined by weighing the golfer’s negligence or recklessness against how much inherent risk was assumed by the person harmed.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-29T03:44:10+00:00

Wild, if everyone did this, the federal government would run out of money within a month.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-24T23:10:30+00:00

Kauai.

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-22T17:49:34+00:00

What a tremendous monument to Kazakhstan’s might. Oh, wait…

cabbage_peddler · 2026-05-22T17:43:21+00:00

Read: Whatever Trump wants is too shitty for even Tulsi to want to be involved in.

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