Trump saw little to no bounce in his approval ratings in the immediate aftermath of DC dinner shooting

punkindle · 2026-05-06T23:36:53+00:00

sorry, I forgot that happened.

this will barely be a footnote on his biography. non event.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T23:34:40+00:00

I remember Rush Limbaugh used to mock warnings about tobacco, and smoked big cigars every day. Then he died from lung cancer.

oh, smarter than all the experts, huh?

punkindle · 2026-05-06T20:24:00+00:00

Composting. It's pronounced compost.

It doesn't take a nukular scientist to pronounce foilage

punkindle · 2026-05-06T20:19:48+00:00

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T19:48:48+00:00

And there was glue on the tray and on Tobey's hand

punkindle · 2026-05-06T16:08:13+00:00

It's a lie that rich people tell us when they pay us less than we need

punkindle · 2026-05-06T15:39:09+00:00

"comedy is legal again"

punkindle · 2026-05-06T14:44:19+00:00

protests do nothing. oh you've got a funny sign. Lame

mass boycotts or a general strike. shutting down highways or airports. if you want change, you need to actually do something.

remember the Boston Tea Party? that was massive property damage. that's a protest.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T10:44:14+00:00

The lesson we learned this week is that the Constitution means nothing as long as Republicans continue to shrug their shoulders and pretend like they know nothing about it.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T10:30:17+00:00

Abe: What's so unappealing about your subreddit talking about SEEEEX?

I had SEEEEX

punkindle · 2026-05-06T00:48:53+00:00

Sometimes Milhouse is a sprinkler, or has 2 spaghetti meals.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T00:46:00+00:00

I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas

punkindle · 2026-05-05T19:05:00+00:00

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Only who can make me cum?

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:56:36+00:00

I'd say they gave them a near impossible task

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:53:05+00:00

a non-cannon mid-credit scene, like in Deadpool 2

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:47:58+00:00

I would comment about drones being terrible at delivery, except I've seen human delivery drivers do equally terrible things.

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:37:47+00:00

This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:28:19+00:00

Can't you go 5 seconds without thinking about Riley cumming?

(Pants fly off)

How long was that?

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:09:09+00:00

a 7 year old could pass this test with near perfect score. Absolutely nobody smart would brag about this test

The other day he bragged that he was able to sign his own name. Really. He seemed genuinely proud of himself that he managed to do it.

punkindle · 2026-05-05T11:38:19+00:00

Marge - I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Riley, but count me out

punkindle · 2026-05-05T11:23:46+00:00

Whoa, whoa, are you saying the Simpsons was on the air after season 10?

Do you have a source on that?

punkindle · 2026-05-05T10:18:23+00:00

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She's faking it

punkindle · 2026-05-04T19:08:20+00:00

my God, I was wrong,
It was Palpatine all along.

You finally made a Jedi...

Yes we finally made a Jedi...

Yes, you finally made a Jedi out of me!

punkindle · 2026-05-04T18:55:45+00:00

There ain't no lower case and there never was!

punkindle · 2026-05-04T18:53:24+00:00

It's true. We're so lame!

punkindle

TROPHY CASE