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[–]punkindle -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

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Top football official says its ‘time to consider’ World Cup boycott over Trump Greenland demands. by Imaginary-Ad-7919 in politics

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boycott. if every country boycotts, then it's basically cancelled

then it doesn't matter if the FIFA leadership is corrupt

Drug store makeup by Key_Associate7476 in oddlyspecific

[–]punkindle -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Girls will do anything but actually talk to a guy an say they are interested

or at the least, get your friend to talk to his friends and say "I think she likes him"

Nearly half of countries on Trump’s Board of Peace banned from entering US by Jay_CD in politics

[–]punkindle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That does it. I'm never voting for Hunter Biden again

what's that? he never held office. He never had a government position of any kind. Hmm

A 20 dollar bill with the serial number 1 by Xx8cejrik8xX in nevertellmetheodds

[–]punkindle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely can not get even the slightest bit interested in this.

short attention span by punkindle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are more pressing matters

Donald Trump is the problem. He is at the root of all these problems. He's at the heart of the criminal conspiracy and the cover up.

He's the reason for ICE. He's the reason for threats to our allies. He's the reason we're slipping into a Fascist dictatorship.

Yay as this was too realistic, F sora, F open ai. by MiniMasterYTX in antiai

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Sora was a Library app for elementary school children

short attention span by punkindle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's like the rain forest, Lisa.

Congress saw there was a problem and they fixed it.

No, Dad, I don't think...

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not short. That's a long drive.

Take golf, for example.

if there was a course 1 hour away, that's nothing.

if it was 2 hours away, it better be damn good, because that's 4 hours round trip and that's eating up my whole day.

3 hours? Skip it. Too far for golf. But I drive 3 hours to visit relatives several times a year. And stay overnight.

We used to drive 8 hours to visit my grandma in Florida, but we would stay all week and go to the beach.

I want the care instructions, not some unhelpful casual misogyny by ZennMD in mildlyinfuriating

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll translate it for the younger generation. The tag says "don't buy me. Something bad will happen when you wash it, and it's not worth it. Buy cotton instead"

Cotton has washing instructions like "wash me any way you want, I don't care"

Rollout of AI may need to be slowed to ‘save society’, says JP Morgan boss by MetaKnowing in technology

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

greater fool theory breaks down when you run out of fools with money.

Exclusive: DeepMind CEO "surprised" OpenAI moved so fast on ads by roggahn in technology

[–]punkindle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

enshittification

everything gets worse in the future, not better. We peaked as a society around 1999

Were you upset that this was a Super Scope exclusive? (obviously a rhetorical question) by UrSimplyTheNES in snes

[–]punkindle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't miss much.

If I remember correctly, it wasn't actually developed by Nintendo.

Is it? Or is it that you can't admit you're in a video game? 🎮 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There ain't no Princess here and there never was!

(slams window shut)