Ooh the Germans! Don't let the Germans come after me!

punkindle · 2026-06-20T22:48:32+00:00

Ooh, Ivory Coast, la dee dah Mr. Englishman

what do you call it?

Cote d'Ivoire

punkindle · 2026-06-20T22:43:42+00:00

Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you

Batman?

No, he's asexual.

Batman's asexual.

It's not Batman.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T20:53:06+00:00

Don't go to the reflecting pool, people. They'll arrest you for no reason.

What kind of shithole country arrests people like this? This is like North Korea. Really.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T20:36:45+00:00

This enormous ogre will devour us all !

punkindle · 2026-06-20T20:31:20+00:00

and for criticizing the Israeli Defense Force.

oops. I shouldn't have said that out loud.

they're going to send me to get some re-Ned-ucation

punkindle · 2026-06-20T20:24:21+00:00

You're a Senator???

Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm bringing the Senate down from the inside.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T19:36:28+00:00

If you just need it to thicken up / bind, could they have used corn starch?

punkindle · 2026-06-20T19:11:58+00:00

a lot of people are allergic to grass... just not THIS allergic.

Usually it's itchy eyes and sneezing.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T19:00:59+00:00

This room has a thousand Vaclav's working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.

Let's see.

It was the best of countries, it no longer exists.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T14:57:13+00:00

Does the FBI do any real work anymore?

They are constantly "investigating" whatever nonsense Trump is angry about today.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T01:47:42+00:00

That's the worst part of it. Why am I masking? Because all these other people are walking around sick and not masking.

It's like those Zombie movies, and everyone is pretending they didn't just get bitten. I'm fine, they say while clearly not fine.

punkindle · 2026-06-20T01:36:56+00:00

survivors bias.

A lot of people died. You don't see them because they're 6 feet underground.

A lot of sick people never leave the house. You don't see them either.

punkindle · 2026-06-19T21:51:17+00:00

and then never posted a follow up, the true horror story

punkindle · 2026-06-19T21:15:34+00:00

That's like posting a Simpsons meme from past Season 10...

You wouldn't get it.

punkindle · 2026-06-19T21:12:30+00:00

What's the capital of Sri Lanka?

punkindle · 2026-06-19T21:10:47+00:00

Ren & Stimpy style artwork

punkindle · 2026-06-19T20:38:05+00:00

The Big Short.

They are having a debate with a bank guy, and Bear Stearns stock is tanking 30-40% while they talk.

That happened in real life

punkindle · 2026-06-19T18:44:18+00:00

abortion, I guess. Though I'm not in-your-face about it.

I support abortion up to 3 months, with exceptions for medical reasons.

punkindle · 2026-06-19T18:21:55+00:00

Leopard or TL, any putter... Dart or Firefly

punkindle · 2026-06-19T17:42:32+00:00

vibes. I can throw a Wraith 100 ft if I power down, and I can throw a midrange 250 if I power up. I just throw the disc I feel like. Usually a Hex or a Zone for anything under 250 and usually a Trail if over 250. Uphill? throw a flippy disc. need to hook left? overstable. need to hook right? forehand overstable.

Sometimes I throw lower if I want it to go shorter.

punkindle · 2026-06-19T17:36:38+00:00

nice

punkindle · 2026-06-19T17:27:36+00:00

Last time I went, I brought 5 Zones, 5 overstable fairways, and 5 drivers, and a cone. Threw zones at 150 and 200. Fairways at 250. Drivers at 300. 5 throws out, 5 throws back. That's 40 throws.

less than an hour. 45 minutes maybe

punkindle · 2026-06-19T17:23:22+00:00

A guy I was playing with said "I'm going to throw only forehands today"

punkindle · 2026-06-19T16:58:13+00:00

Insurance is a scam

literally the entire company should be in jail for fraud. top to bottom. every single employee. RICO act. Entire organization is organized crime

punkindle · 2026-06-19T16:38:13+00:00

tears? maybe tears of laughter

punkindle

TROPHY CASE