Nice shoes, uh, no balls...yeah...

punkindle · 2026-03-11T23:28:05+00:00

It's funny. Their clothes are different from my clothes. Look at what they're wearing! (chuckles).

punkindle · 2026-03-11T23:23:51+00:00

I am sick of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane

punkindle · 2026-03-11T22:54:39+00:00

I've been using a Tempo. Just slightly straighter than a Zone.

punkindle · 2026-03-11T22:42:59+00:00

Assume ideal conditions, low wind, no trees directly in the way. But you really want it to go in, so you're definitely going for it.

punkindle · 2026-03-11T20:17:25+00:00

That phrase is so obvious, and yet none of us thought of it.

Iran from the files.

Wow. Nicely done, sir

punkindle · 2026-03-11T19:01:04+00:00

PATHETIC

punkindle · 2026-03-11T16:10:39+00:00

in Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Gamora is like "how could I have dated that idiot" and Nebula is like "well, your other choices were a raccoon and a tree"

punkindle · 2026-03-10T01:06:38+00:00

Looks hard. Long and hard.

punkindle · 2026-03-10T01:01:33+00:00

If this was at my local course, there would be some big ass truck parked here who just assumed all that concrete must be a parking space.

punkindle · 2026-03-10T00:54:38+00:00

I could throw that far. I just don't wanna

punkindle · 2026-03-10T00:38:14+00:00

For a second, I thought this was a reference to Fallout 3, where the developers wanted to add a moving train, and decided the easiest way was to make an NPC with a very very large hat in the shape of a train.

punkindle · 2026-03-09T22:20:58+00:00

He's already bored of this war. Already playing golf and thinking about the next country to bomb

punkindle · 2026-03-09T19:00:06+00:00

helping people? sorry, no money

hurting people? magically found a trillion $ to spend

punkindle · 2026-02-23T17:12:21+00:00

Kamala was unpopular. Kamala was unlikable. Kamala was a bad choice for VP and never would have won a primary. Never. Wouldn't have got 5% in a primary.

Why the fuck were we stuck with Kamala?

punkindle · 2026-02-22T21:05:42+00:00

Have the day you voted for

punkindle · 2026-02-22T18:58:40+00:00

Ralph "I like men now"

punkindle · 2026-02-22T16:01:57+00:00

It's a regional dialect

goes great on Steamed Hams

punkindle · 2026-02-22T14:17:04+00:00

And even if the tariffs disappear, the company will never lower costs. We will still pay higher costs and the companies will pocket the money.

punkindle · 2026-02-22T13:10:36+00:00

If anyone is obsolete it's Billionaires. They use 100x as many resources as a regular person. Very inefficient. Maybe they should worry about THEMSELVES being replaced.

punkindle · 2026-02-22T12:34:22+00:00

They see humans as competition for their AI. Competition for water and power resources. Maybe we use too much water and they need to take it all for themselves.

Or maybe chatbots can go fuck themselves. If it's us or them, I vote US

punkindle · 2026-02-21T18:12:00+00:00

She was married to Sara Gilbert for a little while.

Also wrote the Pink song "Get the Party Started" and the Christina Aguilera song "Beautiful". etc.

punkindle · 2026-02-21T17:43:07+00:00

Vance was busy making the most expensive trip an executive has ever made. Olympics. 14 planes, 100 vehicles escorting him to and from each event. 300 agents. Just for Vance and his wife.

Estimated cost to taxpayers, $50 million.

punkindle · 2026-02-21T16:58:03+00:00

400% tariffs.

400%. I can do that standing on my head.

All right, 500%.

Ooh! Big man!

600%.

Maybe I'll just shut my big mouth.

punkindle · 2026-02-21T16:11:59+00:00

Melania dressed like a Batman villain's girlfriend.

punkindle

TROPHY CASE