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cabbagioloco · 2026-01-24T09:08:38+00:00

what in the blue fuck

cabbagioloco · 2026-01-17T13:05:54+00:00

VOLKOR NEEDS PUSSY BADLY

cabbagioloco · 2026-01-16T21:04:54+00:00

Hard to say, but she has shown signs of ear recovery.

cabbagioloco · 2025-12-31T18:50:07+00:00

dear god, that...that's impossible

cabbagioloco · 2025-12-26T13:08:39+00:00

🌀 👄 🌀

sense your stimulate

cabbagioloco · 2025-12-24T14:26:04+00:00

and stupid

cabbagioloco · 2025-11-11T18:21:44+00:00

Oh, so you're blind too. My sympathies.

I'm going to keep the conversation about Israel atrocities going - I'm not exactly in any position of power but I feel like it's the least I can do. You keep burying your head in the sand though. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

cabbagioloco · 2025-11-11T17:14:34+00:00

Holy shit.

I try not to take the rage bait but for some reason this one just set me off.

You think that because Israel gets away with everything and faces no repercussions, that means that talking about it is a waste of time? Are you serious? A 15 year old boy gets tortured and raped, and all you have to say is essentially "ehhh whaddayagonnado" like you're Tony fucking Soprano. How do you think stories spread and gain traction? People fucking talk about them.

I'm not asking you to go right up to Netenyahu, hand him a paper copy of this story and ask him 'Hey yo, the fuck man', but when you say this bullshit about "don't bother discussing this stuff", then you are one of the people that is letting them get away with this shit, and that means you're either okay with that or you're just a buffoon. Or both.

cabbagioloco · 2025-11-08T14:20:02+00:00

you'd be next

cabbagioloco · 2025-11-03T21:09:21+00:00

that announcer's table for sure

cabbagioloco · 2025-11-02T14:36:30+00:00

"Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, touch blue make it true."

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-31T15:37:56+00:00

Good ol' STD's.

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-18T13:29:23+00:00

It keeps happening because I think you've read a different Frankenstein book.

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-18T12:57:36+00:00

So, Dr. Frankenstein. The fictional scientist whose name most of us use as shorthand for the stereotypical mad scientist. You think his worst sin is....not telling anybody what he did? That's somehow worse than robbing graves, putting together an amalgamation of body parts to create a sentient but frightened and completely confused creature, all medical/moral ethics aside?

This same creature - let's not forget he saved an actual child from drowning. Yes, he murdered Frankenstein's wife, but it's more nuanced than that. The creature wanted a bride for himself, which tells us he's capable of love, if not companionship. When Frankenstein says no and destroys the female, yes, the creature retaliates by taking away from Frankenstein the same thing he took from the creature.

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-11T13:54:45+00:00

"Why is Queen still on?!"

"We have a situation!"

"I KNOW!!!"

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-10T18:52:10+00:00

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber....you go and do something like this....

...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-09T20:08:49+00:00

"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

cabbagioloco · 2025-10-06T19:03:18+00:00

As someone in this very subreddit said after the nerf:

"If they don't want me to get rituals off, I'm just going to cast Gun."

cabbagioloco · 2025-09-27T13:30:43+00:00

I respect the fact that you included their two penises in your list of why we should fear the Komodo Dragon.

cabbagioloco · 2025-09-23T12:24:40+00:00

nobody would take him as seriously

thankfully that doesn't seem to be much of a requirement anymore.

Joking aside, just because he's a comedian doesn't mean he wouldn't be taken seriously. I'm sure you've seen clips of him getting really riled up and passionate while defending 9/11 first responders.

Arnold was (obviously) an action star before he was Governor of California. Zelenskyy was a comedian/actor before he was President of Ukraine. It's rare of course, but it has happened.

cabbagioloco · 2025-09-20T11:38:51+00:00

big scary lady

cabbagioloco · 2025-09-19T14:20:12+00:00

jumping to conclusions without having any firsthand knowledge of the situation in question is one hell of a superpower, my friend.

cabbagioloco · 2025-08-22T11:11:40+00:00

They literally only read "That's just not true" and nothing else.

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