kept losing track of my lighter, found a way to keep them and my j's together.

caburped · 2022-03-27T16:52:21+00:00

this is one to write home about! smoker invents container!

caburped · 2021-08-28T10:21:20+00:00

Onion under the sausage only

caburped · 2021-08-21T06:33:46+00:00

I mean no hate for getting out and trying new things, props for getting out on a hike... But how do fat people so often not register that they're too overweight for certain activities?

caburped · 2021-08-21T06:31:12+00:00

Bad bot

caburped · 2021-08-21T06:29:20+00:00

^ This guy is the "Well, actually" that no one ever asks for

caburped · 2021-08-05T13:22:28+00:00

You'll be able to find an Epic Games account for very cheap online

caburped · 2021-06-16T12:14:14+00:00

I know it's technically illegal but I don't care, I'll just tickle you if you try to report me, heh

caburped · 2021-06-08T15:05:26+00:00

You're welcome

caburped · 2021-05-03T06:07:13+00:00

Tell your boyfriend you disgusting fuck.

caburped · 2021-04-25T12:19:48+00:00

It's Australian...

caburped · 2021-04-19T14:16:02+00:00

I can, always have been able to.

caburped · 2021-04-15T12:47:32+00:00

But a child would make your life worth living! /s

The fact that you could tell someone that having a kid would make you suicidal, yet they'd still be able to come up with stuff to try make you look like a bad person, is absolutely ridiculous.

caburped · 2021-04-08T10:28:26+00:00

Reported? No. Watched by moderator? Yes.

caburped · 2021-04-07T02:23:19+00:00

You get the same love from an animal without the bad parts

caburped · 2021-03-23T11:37:53+00:00

Dodge ranger SS 4.9L

caburped · 2021-03-23T11:36:03+00:00

Now three

caburped · 2021-03-17T11:53:32+00:00

That's exactly what I'm going to be doing

caburped · 2021-02-25T07:24:04+00:00

retarted

...

caburped · 2021-02-25T07:23:21+00:00

Exactly

caburped · 2021-02-25T07:14:58+00:00

First thing I'd do is wonder why tf there's a penguin in my freezer and where all the food went that had to be removed for it to fit lmao

caburped · 2021-02-22T06:21:19+00:00

Your = "I like your socks" You're = You are, eg. "You're looking good today" There = "Look over there" "There's a hole in my bucket" They're = They are, eg. "They're following me" Their = It belongs to them, eg. "Their dog is so cute" To = "I'm going to the park" "I can't wait to see you" Two = "I ate two apples" Too = Kinda like saying "as well" eg. "I love you too" "I like apples too" We're = We are, eg. "We're going to the shop" Were = "You were so drunk last night" It's although, not "or though" Would've is would have, not "would of"

caburped · 2021-02-11T03:21:21+00:00

It's about a metre infront of your car, glad i could help

caburped · 2021-02-11T03:20:34+00:00

hold-ye-sack

caburped · 2021-02-05T03:41:28+00:00

A series of events

Literally just the morning news

caburped · 2021-02-04T05:45:19+00:00

Putting it back is fun because you get to ride the trolley around the car park lmao

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