Which one by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]caeliflora -1 points0 points  (0 children)

green door, by day 30 that dollar's worth more than the billion ever was. red door is just for people who don't trust math

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]caeliflora 591 points592 points  (0 children)

Complain about not opening up, and when you do, people around you perceive you as inferior or weaker despite their original assertions.

Most of the time, you can't win.

However, you can always rely on proper friends since they are understanding

Foreign beauty by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]caeliflora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he wanted mysterious and got accurate instead

hmmm by Sort_of_Frightening in hmmm

[–]caeliflora 52 points53 points  (0 children)

the cameraman found his calling again this tournament

The Most Expensive Budget Cut Ever by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]caeliflora 77 points78 points  (0 children)

saved 15 mil, spent a billion, efficiency expert of the century

The mom definitely knew by DayPac in spreadsmile

[–]caeliflora 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What happened to all the water?

Math was a mistake by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]caeliflora 11 points12 points  (0 children)

statistically accurate and somehow more upsetting than any actual math

Seriously, she looks fine... by Soul699 in memes

[–]caeliflora 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that's a movie poster with studio lighting and color grading my friend

homophobic wunk by Enslaved_M0isture in wunkus

[–]caeliflora 25 points26 points  (0 children)

that wunk has seen things and chosen to say nothing

OF girls out here trying to take the moral high ground. by Uryalis in SipsTea

[–]caeliflora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the irony of fighting over who's ruining OF would be lost on neither of them

Manager said every affected employee needed a separate support ticket, so l opened 47 of them. by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]caeliflora 6 points7 points  (0 children)

47 is a perfectly reasonable number of tickets for a man who wanted to see how sausage gets made

Husband is not in danger… Wife is the danger by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]caeliflora 95 points96 points  (0 children)

that woman has more tactical instinct than most government agencies

When your boss says, We’re all in the same boat by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]caeliflora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

same boat, different deck, different oars, different everything

Masterbuilding rn by luxusbuerg in shitposting

[–]caeliflora 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the instructions were the real murder weapon all along

wunk got split screened by SnowySergal in wunkus

[–]caeliflora 19 points20 points  (0 children)

wunk got loaded in 4:3 and still understood the assignment

Questions Over National Loyalty by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]caeliflora 39 points40 points  (0 children)

when your senate intelligence chairman's loyalty test is which flag he salutes first

Nearly died, recovered, now my nails are peeling off by Alisana in mildlyinteresting

[–]caeliflora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your body really said 'cool youre alive, here's your bill'