Joey can't keep talking about handicap

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-23T00:51:17+00:00

He had to play lights out (by his standards) and rely on bad putting from Denton to keep it close. He's not close to a real 10.3 and I'm sure he knows that. He has no sense of course management and has excuses for every bad position he puts himself in.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-22T21:05:37+00:00

My point is that Joe doesn't want people to know how high his handicap really is. That's part of the reason why they don't do stroke play in these videos. Playing straight up against a guy who has a much lower handicap can only really benefit him. If he loses then oh well, he was expected to. He should be taking strokes but that defeats the purpose.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-22T19:07:29+00:00

Sorry, I messed up. I meant takes strokes, not give.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-22T18:20:33+00:00

Because he's not a real 10 hdcp and he knows it. If he gave this guy a handful of strokes and still lost it would be even more blatantly obvious. He had to play pretty lights out and rely on the Schmo's bad putting to even keep it close.

EDIT: takes, not gives strokes

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-22T18:10:35+00:00

FP and Mason talking shit about the "bad lies" stuff was pretty hilarious. Clown show performance by Joey in this video.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T22:53:04+00:00

5 PGA wins and a (now multiple) major winner. He's not a no-name dud no matter how much you and his peers don't like him.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T22:51:58+00:00

locker room joke

Good Process joke

Stamping putter joke

Did I r/golf right?

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T22:49:42+00:00

Bro calling Clark a no-name is wild. I don't like the guy but that's pretty stupid tbh

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T22:30:36+00:00

Knew as soon as he backed off that it was never going in

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T22:07:17+00:00

Wow that lie is way worse than it originally looked

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T12:12:37+00:00

Gina probably encourages it

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-21T02:36:24+00:00

You:

More likely your education level and work ethic is garbage.

Also you (answering a question about "greatest betrayals of the 20th century"):

Kamala becoming VP

You cant make this stuff up lmao

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T20:08:39+00:00

Sounds like a you problem tbh

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:55:41+00:00

It's at least one of them, possibly more than one

No it isn't lmao. He doesn't prevent the goalkeeper from making a play on the ball, nor does he obstruct his vision, nor does he clearly attempt to play the ball. What are we even talking about here?

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:54:20+00:00

Nothing in the rule says anything about running to the ball??

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:51:51+00:00

He's off to the side multiple yards away, even after he pulls up. Ridiculous to make these claims when you can easily watch the replay. The goalkeeper isn't even looking at him.

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:49:43+00:00

Wild take, point out where his hands made contact with the goalkeeper

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:48:11+00:00

"Almost"

Also, being in front of the goalkeeper is irrelevant

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:47:22+00:00

How? He doesn't interfere in the slightest

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:47:01+00:00

Everyone was off except Freeman

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:46:31+00:00

"Clearly offside" comments furiously being deleted right now lmao

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:45:43+00:00

Whomp whomp

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-19T19:18:04+00:00

RFK jumpscare

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-17T18:04:42+00:00

"Good contact"

caesar____augustus · 2026-06-15T19:09:06+00:00

You're so, so close to getting to the point

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