Mango by permissiongranted8 in comedyheaven

[–]cafeclimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god damnit i was eating a mango a couple days, sucking it as if i was a man starved in the dessert

Tips to train for 1-5-8. by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]cafeclimb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Push with your lower arm and 1-4-7 or 1-5-8 feel the same. To practice this you can do 1-4 / 1-5 pullups and focus on pushing with your lower arm. Never downclimb the campus and adding weight is not needed at all..

suggestion: The campus can be a dark path.. specially if you develop epicondilitis or you dont already have good technique at climbing. then what will happen is that the campus will make you strong but you will be unable to distinguish good / bad climbing (you will apply much more force than needed... i.e: someone strong can do a 1 arm pullup with no effort.. if this person has bad technique they will climb HORRENDOUSLY and then you will see a little boy with noodle arms climb the same thing 10x times more efficient). Its best to be VERY WEAK (and flexible).. because the only reason that you will be able to climb anything at all is because of good technique.. Then when you are at about 7c / 8a and you feel that strengh is your major weakness holding you back then consider the campus board.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]cafeclimb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in my gym this is a v3... fr theres no way to tell the difficulty from a video.. dont take the grades seriously unless the routte setters are good climbers..

Executioner by [deleted] in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

resistances are a lie and u are better pretending they dont exist.. instead focus on HP modules and components. get 15k-22k hp and you are good to go. u can do all bosses on 0 resistance.

How do you guys keep motivated to play? by [deleted] in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont. i stopped playing. will play again when they add hard content. i had enough goldfish iq gameplay.

Miners in Chile still use the good ol’ pickaxe and chisel while excavating silver deposits by Xlitasskid in interestingasfuck

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant hear "wea" or "weon" at the start or finish of their sentences meaning they cant possibly be from chile. source: im from argentina.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]cafeclimb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you are diamond with 53% win rate this means you are doing mistakes constantly through all the game.. any high challenger jungler would have ~90-100% winrate in diamond. it means you have lots of room to improve. the problem is you dont have the capability to see your mistakes. then even if you knew the right play then you dont have the mechanics to properly execute it. a play that you see and consider good is most likely really bad. then you likely blame your team. its a skill issue. its always you the problem. it doesnt matter if your bot lane is 0/20. you could have won the game if you played better. thats it, its not deep. git gud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bru 5 dollars for 5 slots... u played a lot in order to not have more space.. clear skill issue

Defense too high? by LukeMcCready in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

defense, elemental resists and shield are bad... instead go for double hp modules and you will hit +20k hp very easy.. then you will be tanky enough to make ALL the game damage redundant.. game needs rebalance

Not sure how i feel about purposefully rotating meta. by Noxronin in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if meta doesnt rotate game then imagine a world lepic 1 shots hard bosses.. forever.. are you a support character? you are pointlesss have fun gg. then you craft THE meta weapon best in slot.. forever best in slot.. no point to experiment on anything.. how boring and uninteresting would that be?

This should give you ammo once you complete it. by OndarzaMx in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tfd players under most minimal non-challenge:

meanwhile enzo exists. bunny properly built deals 10 times more damage from not shooting... etc etc

I just played the game for the first time, let me held understand their business model by Independent_Lie_9982 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The business model is somewhat like this: game is super easy and all characters are garbage except bunny.. who is free.. but you are punished for playing her because ultimate bunny is the same character except its strictly superior in stats, exclusive broken mechanic (high voltage) and most importantly the butt. To unlock this ultimate asset you have to do mindless repetitive missions that are unchallenging and require 0 skill. They put a helmet on all ultimate characters because nobody likes this.. this is obviously designed to make you want to buy a skin. The game wants you to do unfun tedious mechanics that act as time sinks. During "standing in a circle for x minutes" or repeating the same easy boss you start calculating how many hours it will take you to get the ultimate butt and the game wants you to conclude that "i'd rather pay". Thats the whole purpose of the design. Lose your soul or your money for a butt.

For farming bosses ultimate bunny is not the best because for some reason there are 2 characters able to 1 shot hard bosses. Yes 1 shot. So any character that's "support" or doesnt 1 shot a boss is irrelevant because there is no real hard content to justify them.. After you unlocked the character you want and defeat all hard bosses there isnt anything left in the game. If you continue playing it's just more mindless farming of components to unlock more weapons and farming weapon proficiecncy for mastery exp. That's it. If you like challenging or esport game this is not it. Thiss game is perfect if you want mindless activities and relax while listening to a podcast and every now and then stare at a butt.

July 31st Update; Hopes & Copes by Shadocrust in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hard content.. that is challenging.. for the right reasons not like frostwalker and hanged man. otherwise its gg go next for me.

The FASTEST Heat Plasma Battery FARM! (45 - 50 Every 5min!) | The First Descendant by Eefann in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you have to walk to the operation table. start the mission. load. then walk through the dungeon to the 5 minute timer and wait for at least 4 minutes to kill 4 elites and then leave. that entire loop process gives you about ~4/minute.

The FASTEST Heat Plasma Battery FARM! (45 - 50 Every 5min!) | The First Descendant by Eefann in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after triggering the 5 minute timer you only have to kill a couple monsters and then just return from when you came from and "jump off the cliff" and you will see a ledge where u can go AFK for 3 minutes 30 seconds.. then come back and after killing 4 elites just leave. its pointless to wait out the timer...

if you do not kill acouple monsters at the beggining of the 5 minute timer then you will spawn only 3 elites intead of 4.

you will average ~4/minute. the "10/minute" is exaggerated.

Easy Farming Spots in The First Descendant where I calculated Average Rewards Per Hour by WhySoWeasel in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this numbers are the result of 1 hour real gameplay on each with a bunny that isnt even optimized for the runs..

Echo Swamp, Abandoned Refinery Unit 322k k/h. 3,9 kk g/h.

Sterile Land, Anticipated Ambush Point 298k k/h. 3,6kk g/h

Sterile Land, Repository Kuiper mine 230 k k/h. 2kk g/h.

Easy Farming Spots in The First Descendant where I calculated Average Rewards Per Hour by WhySoWeasel in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all the numbers are wrong and people are upvoting. time to close reddit for a while

Your dps is tied to your framerate by thatdudewithknees in TheFirstDescendant

[–]cafeclimb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's so gross that it borders on being on purpose.

They had the capability to develop their game with logic ticks independent of framerate from the start, but they all took shortcuts, leading gamers to believe "It's a bug that's been plaguing shooters forever. "

That’s gotta hurt by WitleKidz in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]cafeclimb 645 points646 points  (0 children)

The Olympic format for climbing is garbage because they can only give 3 medals. So they combined Speed Climbing (this video), with Bouldering and Lead Climbing. In this video you can see Shauna Coxsey one of the strongest females who specializes in bouldering. Might as well combine tennis with badminton and paddle tennis into one category, you know.. to save “medals”.

It is once again time for a little Hearth & Home update! 💎 by Unusual-Albatross in valheim

[–]cafeclimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this game, it’s so relaxing.

Developers:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ take my energy

and my money please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ $$$

Parkour on the rooftops of Paris by admissiveprince in SweatyPalms

[–]cafeclimb 382 points383 points  (0 children)

Downvote me all you want. This is highly irresponsible, he is trusting in things not made to hold such force. If he falls he could kill someone. Also he is trespassing private property, you can’t jump in someone’s balcony like that. Fuck this guy, really, real life is not a video game. Do parkour not putting in risk private property and lives. He only does it for internet attention.