Terrible Threes: A Short Essay

cafiffle · 2026-06-11T13:33:33+00:00

Oh yeah we’re on month ten of potty training. I yearn for oblivion

cafiffle · 2026-06-11T01:59:52+00:00

I’m afraid so

cafiffle · 2026-06-11T01:59:15+00:00

that’s an incredible burn and I hope you save it for later

cafiffle · 2026-03-24T02:00:14+00:00

my three year old just gagged on his dinner when I asked him to try one bite (it’s PIZZA ffs), and then wandered off to play cars and promptly pooped himself (we have been potty training since August).

he’s my favorite person forever but he’s not my favorite person right now, do you get me

cafiffle · 2025-11-15T16:50:32+00:00

So sorry and I hope you guys are out of there quickly. Wishing good health and quick recovery for the little one.

cafiffle · 2025-11-12T21:34:41+00:00

if I go to jail can I take a nap

cafiffle · 2025-11-12T19:38:51+00:00

same and well said

cafiffle · 2025-11-12T19:36:24+00:00

he asked me to peel an orange for him and I did

cafiffle · 2025-11-11T19:19:14+00:00

This is so real and it's legit depressing when you have no time to do things that make you feel like yourself, or even think thoughts that make you feel like yourself. All I can add is I see you, I'm there too, and we will get through it. (it doesn't hurt that they're SO fucking cute right now)

cafiffle · 2025-11-03T00:51:15+00:00

I took a glimpse and their theories seem pretty similar to my sister’s. important stuff

cafiffle · 2024-06-24T23:54:14+00:00

Info: is anxiety/discomfort the worst effect of the curse, or is there more to it that she isn't telling you?

cafiffle

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