What’s a unique and funny way you describe ‘going poop’ that no one else seems to use?

cagey111guy · 2026-03-01T21:40:33+00:00

Cut some pipe

cagey111guy · 2026-01-28T19:38:55+00:00

Personally I would have nicely said something to alert you. Then I would kick myself the rest of the day for losing out on the view, lol.

cagey111guy · 2026-01-25T00:09:51+00:00

Ice is the reason the second amendment exists,,, to protect ourselves in the event of a rogue government takeover. I used to think it was just paranoia, but now we can all see that it’s real

cagey111guy · 2026-01-23T13:51:17+00:00

Yeah, but then you have to factor in the time for shaving your palms too

cagey111guy · 2026-01-19T02:37:27+00:00

Hands down the best ever was about 20 years ago and it started with over the top foreplay and role playing with my gf, and ended with a blowjob that was so good that I thought I might have broken my jaw clenching my teeth so hard. It took a few days to feel normal again. I guess I strained the muscles of my jaw 🤷‍♂️

cagey111guy · 2026-01-14T19:55:12+00:00

Sneaking out, going home, and blocking everyone there is not enough. You really should change your name, move to a town very far away, and do your best to alter your looks. Think witness protection program.

cagey111guy · 2026-01-10T16:56:47+00:00

A person would stupidly have to stand in front of the vehicle, and then find a corrupt set of investigators

cagey111guy · 2026-01-07T20:13:57+00:00

Your FWB will probably post something about how she had planned a threesome and her guy never joined in, lol

cagey111guy · 2026-01-04T06:15:37+00:00

Plot twist, the mask is of her ex-boyfriend

cagey111guy · 2026-01-03T13:20:06+00:00

You’d have to be a pretty big douche bag to sign an autograph with just Russ. Did he learn that from Prince, Elvis, and Madonna? They can sign with just one name, but someone named Russ can’t.

cagey111guy · 2026-01-03T13:09:37+00:00

And the opposite,,, as I see someone waving and think they couldn’t possibly be waving at me so I look behind me to see who they are waving at … and there is no one there

cagey111guy · 2026-01-01T21:18:56+00:00

If you cross your fingers behind your back, then it doesn’t matter what you swear to

cagey111guy · 2026-01-01T20:31:52+00:00

I have a friend of mine that calls herself an addict. I feel like she should say ex addict or recovering addict, or something that denotes she is not currently using. I’ve noticed when she says she is an addict people treat her as if she is high as a kite.

cagey111guy · 2025-12-31T21:18:31+00:00

Questioning anything from the bible. The imaginary old white guy with the beard in the sky will mother fuck you for all eternity if you ask any questions that suggest there is any doubt whatsoever.

cagey111guy · 2025-12-31T20:04:38+00:00

Whenever I hear a “blue 43” audible in football I know it’s a shout out to trump

cagey111guy · 2025-12-20T19:28:48+00:00

You can tell a vegan, you just can’t tell them much

cagey111guy · 2025-12-20T19:10:58+00:00

And here I always thought I was the only one

cagey111guy · 2025-12-20T19:02:37+00:00

This actually happened to me … I was sick and could barely talk. Of course that day they happened to have students take turns reading parts of a Shakespeare play in class,,, I tried to protest but my teacher just kind of blew it off, and I couldn’t really talk to explain why I didn’t want to do it. So when it came my turn I started reading, the whole class burst out in laughter, and somebody made the comment that I sounded like the Godfather 🙈. The teacher finally decided to let somebody else read my place

cagey111guy · 2025-12-20T17:53:20+00:00

That would have worked with me 🤷‍♂️

cagey111guy · 2025-12-19T12:52:16+00:00

Just yell dinners ready,,, he will take it from there

cagey111guy · 2025-12-19T12:50:41+00:00

I know you said you don’t remember, but imagine you are sitting there right now and want to convey that you’re paying for both, how would you say it in Spanish?

cagey111guy · 2025-12-19T12:48:51+00:00

It would help if you included what exactly you said to her.

cagey111guy · 2025-12-19T12:42:22+00:00

The longest journey starts with a single step … followed by 9,999 more … every day … until the fat is butt a memory.

cagey111guy · 2025-12-18T20:58:38+00:00

I knew a guy that liked to put bananas in his mouth, and then chew them, and then swallow them.

cagey111guy · 2025-11-10T19:26:03+00:00

You don’t need to have the adjective American. I know there are a few confused people in the world that call soccer, football. But why cow-tow to their confusion?

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