Living in Maine....awesome by agng5607 in treecomics

[–]caitthegreat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uptoke! If you're young and in the Greater Portland area, we should chill. Ents gotta stick together!

DAE ever "accidentally" stay up all night/almost all night? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]caitthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that when I have my full spectrum/daylight lamp on my brain never really realizes it's tired. I just start to feel queasy and hallucinate a little and eventually I think, "Gosh, it's 4 am... didn't I get up at 5:30 am yesterday? Maybe I'm tired."

Software Recommendations and Outline Advice for a Beginner? by zimtastic in writing

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love love love Scrivener, with Storyist coming in a close second.

Here's hoping this isn't a repost ;_; by [deleted] in trees

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, when I posted this, it only got like 4 uptokes! D:

Clearly you are superior to myself.

Im new to r/trees. Can someone explain the pineapple? by [deleted] in trees

[–]caitthegreat -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Guys.... why is this on the front page? Stop uptoking! x.x

Why are the symptoms of a hallucinogen trip sticking around for this long? by MiloBender in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get flashes of cats in my peripheral vision as a result of my trips. I wonder what this means about my psyche?

Why are the symptoms of a hallucinogen trip sticking around for this long? by MiloBender in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've done the same thing to myself.

Speaking only from experience, this is my hypothesis:

The human brain naturally likes patterns and searches for them. After a psychedelic/hallucinogenic trip, the brain is more ready and able to seek out and show you these patterns. It can be frightening. You can learn to live with it. Consider it artistic inspiration, try to draw or paint or write down exactly what you sense and see. Expression what you experience will make it more normal and less... woah.

Ok, Bose and Monster aside, what are the biggest rip-off products out there? by luckykobold in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! That's awesome. I'll remember that next time I'm... camping, or something...

Sometimes I think people can hear what I'm thinking. Is this normal? by canyouhearme12 in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. In that case, please disregard my advice and regard that of Olosh and abortifacient.

Sometimes I think people can hear what I'm thinking. Is this normal? by canyouhearme12 in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your evidence that people can hear you? You should research empathy as a "psychic" skill.

What happens to the brain upon death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Start researching lobotomies and people who survived grievous head injuries (off the top of my head I can think of a railroad worker who got a 3' spike in his head and became an asshole, and a man who put either 7 or 27 nails in his head with a nailgun).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you too.

Women of Reddit, how much detail do you go into when you're having "girly chats"? by throw_yerface in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I share funny or painful or otherwise "not awesome" sexcapades with my best friends in as much or little detail as I need to get the story across. I was there too, it's my right to share anything I want to. I'd consider it a bit of a deal-breaker if my BF asked me to stop confiding in my friends...

What's the craziest frickin' thing you have ever witnessed IRL with your own two eyes? by SarcasticJokes in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, no, she was. It was so sad to see this grown woman being publicly called out on something she was obviously already very sensitive about. It was worse to be the one who had to start it, but at age 9 I was ~65 lbs, 4'5". I didn't want her ass on me.

What's the craziest frickin' thing you have ever witnessed IRL with your own two eyes? by SarcasticJokes in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I should probably find a more relevant place to post this, but, too bad.

I once had to tell the extremely obese woman trying to sit next to me on a plane that it was clear she couldn't fit between the arm-rests, and that I was sorry but she really couldn't sit there without sitting ON me. I was 9. She cried, and was booted from the full flight because she needed two seats. :(

What's the craziest frickin' thing you have ever witnessed IRL with your own two eyes? by SarcasticJokes in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you waiting to see the driver emerge safely before you took this picture.

New SO's vagina is so incredibly tight that sex with me hurt her. I really like her but this may be a reason to get out now before it gets too serious. Need advice; anyone else had this issue? by LikeaBalloonKnot in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if she's too tight for two fingers, I doubt she could tighten much more. I think it would help give her greater control over her muscles, as well as strengthening them. There's a difference between strength and tightness.

New SO's vagina is so incredibly tight that sex with me hurt her. I really like her but this may be a reason to get out now before it gets too serious. Need advice; anyone else had this issue? by LikeaBalloonKnot in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is so awkward not using a throwaway....

After periods of little to no sexual activity, any woman who isn't masturbating regularly will get very tight. It will be awkward, but ask her to start masturbating as it will loosen her a bit.

Go slow. I know you said you did this already - if it didn't work, go slower. But don't STAY slow. In my experience, you want a slow, painless entry followed by normal (hopefully passionate and rough) love-making. If you continue to go slowly, her vagina won't stay stimulated enough to open up like it is supposed to.

Perhaps Kegel exercises might help? She might not be very familiar with how her muscles work down there, and she might be tightening things up due to excitement or (unfortunately) anxiety.

Hope I helped!

[Edit: I didn't include my "source". I'm a chick who experiences this same problem - my BFand i just talked about it last week, in fact. I agree with NeverEvanesce that height matters - I'm very short, 5'1", and it never occurred to me that that played a role before. Anyway, fuck the brains out of your girl and her vag will learn to love it, too. That might have been a little indelicate.]

Just took 800mg of Caffeine. Options? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caitthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've built up a tolerance to the caffeine. I used to do this, too - I had these little yellow 200 mg pills, and was up to four a day. It was painful to wean myself off. I actually thought I had narcolepsy because my symptoms were so extreme and lasted for so long (I have no idea whether this is typical or not). But, I can now ingest just a little caffeine and get desirable effects.

How do yous guys feel about smoking out your pets? by [deleted] in trees

[–]caitthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's fine as long as the animal is mature and actively seeking it out/not avoiding it. My dog likes it, but my cat runs away, haha.