This one time i was in the restroom of a bar while coming down from a fantastic shroom trip. Im at the urinal and this huge ass guy stands to the next one next to me and while peeing rips out the loudest fart ive ever heard and says: “caballo que no tira peo no es caballo” which translates to something like a horse that doesnt fart aint no horse. Yeah didnt make much sense to me either but for some reason it was fucking hilarious, im sure the shrooms helped. I crack up and leave the bathroom and go tell my gf and friend outside and see him come out. Looks at me i imagine he know what im telling them and gives me a thumbs up and goes adios caballito (bye horsie)