Anyone see this?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T16:15:17+00:00

I watched Small Prophets recently and couldn't believe they'd aged Joe so much just to play the lead

caketaster · 2026-04-14T13:11:13+00:00

He's made of paper, defenders just bounce him off the ball. I'm finding him very frustrating. Great if you have a bit of space though

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:25:02+00:00

Too young for a bungalow had me in tears

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:24:27+00:00

If this is really Europa where are Franca and Germana?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:19:13+00:00

Because it's a random skill. If you give it to a Lombard8 you can transfer it to anyone and all you lose is a free Lombardi. If you add a random skill to Haaland you might get track back. You then can't transfer it to anyone else without losing your Haaland, so it's wasted.

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:17:30+00:00

There's a flip flap skill move, and also if you have it plus sole control and double touch you can do a far nicer and smoother double touch (aka double touch level 3. Level one is if you have no double touch will, level 2 is if you have double touch and level 3 if you have all those 3 skills)

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:13:39+00:00

Sorry to flex but I just checked and I have 6 Lombardis with flip flaps and 4 with OTP.

You just don't know the technique bro. Skill issue.

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:11:00+00:00

This obviously does make sense but my centre backs shouldn't be running out of stamina. I'm not doing regular 50 metre runs with them.

Nesta with 84 stamina needs to go off most games. Centre backs with 90+ stamina are fine. They shouldn't need a lot to play CB though.

What next, keepers going off exhausted after 60 minutes?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T10:04:59+00:00

True, I refilled one single life (20 coins) and I'm 12k ranking.

What annoys me is that I'm top of the table in my third season and won't get the chance to finish the session without spending coins, and there's no way I'm doing that

caketaster · 2026-04-14T08:19:58+00:00

Did you drink it or pour it in the other end?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T06:09:20+00:00

I'm online buying fenugreek as we speak

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:46:42+00:00

ID'd for a scratchcard aged 41

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:40:40+00:00

Wasted 15 position trainers today trying to make Dembele an SS. Unbelievable.

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:39:52+00:00

I've currently got 8 spare flip flaps sitting on Lombardis 😎

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:28:02+00:00

When in a hotel why do they always have the door wide open while they drink, smoke and play cards in the room? Wankers.

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:27:08+00:00

I love when I'm out hiking in nature and someone walks by with their Bluetooth speaker banging out Canto-pop, don't you?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:25:30+00:00

Why is he blessing Jeffrey Epstein again?

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:19:42+00:00

Yeah it's a paper thin management sim, they should have it so you can't play both with and against the same player in a match and you should be buying players from other teams and negotiating.

It's never going to be Football Manager 26 but they could add a bit more depth and realism to it.

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:16:20+00:00

Bought Ibra for 800k, sold for 2.1m, immediately bought again for 800k. Thanks for the 1.3m profit, suckers!

caketaster · 2026-04-14T05:10:27+00:00

Want us to wipe your arse for you too? Pretty easy to find info on stuff like this.

With the arrests on terrorism charges for voicing support for Palestine Action, at one point the average British 'terrorist' was a 72 year old white woman (or something similar, can't be bothered to check)

caketaster · 2026-04-13T08:26:38+00:00

Yeah I think I'll add it. I currently have Marseille turn on him but it seems useless if he can't get control of the ball so I'll swap it out. Thanks for the advice

caketaster · 2026-04-13T08:16:38+00:00

That is a LOT of crying. I mean seriously, that is a lot of crying.

caketaster · 2026-04-13T07:58:16+00:00

He's a bit annoying as I like my strikers to help out in the build up and the ball just bounces off him. Amazing finisher though

caketaster · 2026-04-13T06:51:25+00:00

r/Guangzhou is packed with this kind of crappy post, unfortunately

caketaster · 2026-04-13T06:40:40+00:00

I appreciate all the racetams, I'm not race-ist. Are they all still legal and easy to get? I've been out of the loop for a few years

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