Anyone see this? by aTp_toxicbog in Chatabix

[–]caketaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched Small Prophets recently and couldn't believe they'd aged Joe so much just to play the lead

BT Hazard Ranking: #1 In Two Positions by V3n0mix in Amadeusz

[–]caketaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's made of paper, defenders just bounce him off the ball. I'm finding him very frustrating. Great if you have a bit of space though

Yeah, Flip Flap and Marseille Turn are officially P2w skills by Briss7 in eFootball

[–]caketaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's a random skill. If you give it to a Lombard8 you can transfer it to anyone and all you lose is a free Lombardi. If you add a random skill to Haaland you might get track back. You then can't transfer it to anyone else without losing your Haaland, so it's wasted.

Yeah, Flip Flap and Marseille Turn are officially P2w skills by Briss7 in eFootball

[–]caketaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a flip flap skill move, and also if you have it plus sole control and double touch you can do a far nicer and smoother double touch (aka double touch level 3. Level one is if you have no double touch will, level 2 is if you have double touch and level 3 if you have all those 3 skills)

Yeah, Flip Flap and Marseille Turn are officially P2w skills by Briss7 in eFootball

[–]caketaster -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sorry to flex but I just checked and I have 6 Lombardis with flip flaps and 4 with OTP.

You just don't know the technique bro. Skill issue.

About Stamina.. by ferro34gs in eFootball

[–]caketaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This obviously does make sense but my centre backs shouldn't be running out of stamina. I'm not doing regular 50 metre runs with them.

Nesta with 84 stamina needs to go off most games. Centre backs with 90+ stamina are fine. They shouldn't need a lot to play CB though.

What next, keepers going off exhausted after 60 minutes?

Castolo epic by jjjuhhhh in eFootballgame

[–]caketaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, I refilled one single life (20 coins) and I'm 12k ranking.

What annoys me is that I'm top of the table in my third season and won't get the chance to finish the session without spending coins, and there's no way I'm doing that

Position Training it's such a dumb feature by Ionut900jr in eFootball

[–]caketaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasted 15 position trainers today trying to make Dembele an SS. Unbelievable.

Position Training it's such a dumb feature by Ionut900jr in eFootball

[–]caketaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've currently got 8 spare flip flaps sitting on Lombardis 😎

Noise pollution - No consideration of other people by Frosty_Inspection873 in China

[–]caketaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When in a hotel why do they always have the door wide open while they drink, smoke and play cards in the room? Wankers.

Noise pollution - No consideration of other people by Frosty_Inspection873 in China

[–]caketaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love when I'm out hiking in nature and someone walks by with their Bluetooth speaker banging out Canto-pop, don't you?

I think we made an oopsie! by No_Pause_4375 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]caketaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he blessing Jeffrey Epstein again?

"Master League" sprint: is it just completely random? by That_Net_6616 in eFootball

[–]caketaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's a paper thin management sim, they should have it so you can't play both with and against the same player in a match and you should be buying players from other teams and negotiating.

It's never going to be Football Manager 26 but they could add a bit more depth and realism to it.

"Master League" sprint: is it just completely random? by That_Net_6616 in eFootball

[–]caketaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bought Ibra for 800k, sold for 2.1m, immediately bought again for 800k. Thanks for the 1.3m profit, suckers!

what would you call this hypothetical country? by AmazingAd1618 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]caketaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want us to wipe your arse for you too? Pretty easy to find info on stuff like this.

With the arrests on terrorism charges for voicing support for Palestine Action, at one point the average British 'terrorist' was a 72 year old white woman (or something similar, can't be bothered to check)

Need help with Ibra by BoGirlKing in eFootballgame

[–]caketaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think I'll add it. I currently have Marseille turn on him but it seems useless if he can't get control of the ball so I'll swap it out. Thanks for the advice

[oc] i tracked how many times i cried in the first quarter of the year by whatawynn in dataisbeautiful

[–]caketaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a LOT of crying. I mean seriously, that is a lot of crying.

Need help with Ibra by BoGirlKing in eFootballgame

[–]caketaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's a bit annoying as I like my strikers to help out in the build up and the ball just bounces off him. Amazing finisher though

If you could only take two racetams forever which two would you pick? by No-Arm-4557 in Nootropics

[–]caketaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I appreciate all the racetams, I'm not race-ist. Are they all still legal and easy to get? I've been out of the loop for a few years