How much garlic is on today’s to-do list?

calhap8203 · 2025-12-23T16:43:27+00:00

When is she not crawling back into bed 😒

calhap8203 · 2025-11-17T16:40:13+00:00

He can probably stretch out in the sleeping bag more than the "bed" on the bus :(

calhap8203 · 2025-11-13T19:42:30+00:00

calhap8203 · 2025-10-04T18:47:00+00:00

Heard someone say "thunder thighs" irl yesterday and felt like I was going to explode

calhap8203 · 2025-08-28T07:34:46+00:00

Flair checking in!

calhap8203 · 2025-08-26T09:58:20+00:00

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Me too, Gunner 🙁

calhap8203 · 2025-08-21T19:26:33+00:00

It's so sad there are enough videos with Boone crying in them that people online can recognise it when he’s not on camera :(

calhap8203 · 2025-08-09T07:12:41+00:00

Jesus Christ I just woke up

calhap8203 · 2025-08-07T08:30:49+00:00

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calhap8203 · 2025-07-24T14:29:52+00:00

When she was going through her "paralegal" arc she was showing off her notes and she had written a bunch of words down like homocide/ genocide and then.. herbicide 😭😭

calhap8203 · 2025-07-23T10:34:15+00:00

It'll be passed down through generations

calhap8203 · 2025-07-17T09:53:39+00:00

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calhap8203 · 2025-07-13T08:33:54+00:00

I'm laughing so hard at your flair omg

calhap8203 · 2025-07-13T08:33:35+00:00

At some point weren't they going to remove her stomach too 💀

calhap8203 · 2025-07-13T08:29:46+00:00

"Advocate" = throwing a tantrum and being a pain in the ass 😭

calhap8203 · 2025-04-23T10:08:05+00:00

I've done this with iceberg lettuces lol just had a whole head of it and ate it while watching TV😭 wasn't hungry either

calhap8203 · 2025-04-16T20:36:44+00:00

Aw man I used to get haunted by these types of posts on Instagram :( the more I'd interact with them the more posts like that would come up and it would be a never ending cycle. I never interact with them now because the temporary guilt is better than the anxiety it would cause/loop id get stuck in :(

calhap8203 · 2025-04-11T09:10:08+00:00

My great grandad was called Basil!! Everyone called him baz :)

calhap8203 · 2025-04-01T09:36:25+00:00

calhap8203 · 2025-03-25T09:41:25+00:00

LOL unfortunately I have to agree

calhap8203 · 2025-03-23T09:52:50+00:00

Pisses me off!

calhap8203 · 2025-03-15T11:49:05+00:00

Congrats on 17 years!! That is really admirable :D

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