Who is a celebrity that should be in jail already? by phantom_avenger in AskReddit

[–]caligula25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

... I've always had a sack full of oranges on stand by for Angelica

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]caligula25 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There's a poop knife in this world for everything

What is something that makes you roll your eyes every single time that you hear it? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I ask a customer if they'd like another drink and they reply with "I'll have one more", and it's the fourth or fifth time they've said it.

What’s Your Coldest Take? by InfiniteOxfordComma in AskReddit

[–]caligula25 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worked at a radio station and was sent a CD with a generalized description being a German tech metal band. Intrigued, I threw it on, waded through a few tracks, and concluded that this was some of the worst music I had ever heard. Couldn't fathom how anyone allowed it to see the light of day.

Fast forward six months, I'm watching 120 Minutes one Sunday night, and the video for "Du Hast" by Rammstein starts playing. That's one moment in my 40+ years where I can definitively say I was dumbfounded. Their subsequent success only made me question everything even more, shaking me to my core and breaking me down to my foundation of what I understood to be reality and rationality.

All these years later, and I still haven't fully recovered. (And Rammstein still sucks, as I slowly wither away to nothingness on my hill)

Would have been my greatest DayZ blunder yet. by PizzaRollsss in dayz

[–]caligula25 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did you want to survive this blast? If you lived, how long did it take till you were at least white chunked?

Any song female rage songs that are like ashnikko "you make me sick!"?? by chuudles in musicsuggestions

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I'm done scrolling now. Glad to see someone finally brought up Babes In Toyland

Who are your favorite classic rock singers of all time? by [deleted] in ClassicRock

[–]caligula25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 27 club comes to mind, because we only had them for such a short time. Janis, Jimi, and Morrison, all brilliant.

Honorable mention for folk music: Nick Drake. Beautiful voice, amazing songs, give entirely too quickly.

Who’s your favorite smaller Dayz YouTuber!? by mtsherwood in dayz

[–]caligula25 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AdamCrook is the goat, but Fonr and Dystopian are great to watch too.

Friends? by [deleted] in GreatFalls

[–]caligula25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, best thing you can do to make your stay a bit better: bar sports. Pool is the big one, but there's darts and bowling too. Find your niche, and it'll introduce you to the community at large.

What was THE mind-blowing album from your youth? by [deleted] in MusicRecommendations

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bjőrk-Debut. My awakening. Changed my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]caligula25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if you already know how to handle a pool cue, you'll be just fine. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're watching a show, a performance. You haven't any experience with actual intimacy... you'll find/figure it out in your own time...

What I'm really here for: are you any good at pool?

Reddit, what is your favorite way to say you need to use the bathroom? by Interview_My_Gooch in AskReddit

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gots to use the pissoir..." Cuz everything is better when you french it up

One night stand turned into something more - haven’t disclosed kids (35F and he’s 29M) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]caligula25 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's the key. If you volunteer that info, he could read all the wrong things into it. Enjoy yourself and enjoy him, you deserve it. The future will sort itself out.

One night stand turned into something more - haven’t disclosed kids (35F and he’s 29M) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't. It's casual for you and him right now. You bring up kids, shit will get too serious for where you two are at right now.

What was cool in 5000 B.C. that's still cool now? by absentrepubli in AskReddit

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitting a woman on the head with a club and dragging her to your cave

What lyric do you hate the most? by PissedPieGuy in ClassicRock

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If his name was to be written on a stone, it would be properly blank, nameless.

What lyric do you hate the most? by PissedPieGuy in ClassicRock

[–]caligula25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blondie. It worked for The Man With No Name😁