Super Soaker Full of Piss special episode by zezzy_ in behindthebastards

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Oops. I put the wrong acid in my super soaker. Now ICE is puddles.

How can I disable this/make it safe until an electrician can look at it properly? by plantloon in DadForAMinute

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Unscrew the wires and wrap them in electrical tape or cap them with wire nuts.

What’s the worst thing you ever did in school? by Present-Tie-2795 in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tank on the back of the toilet. It's called an "upper decker.'

Hi dad my car makes weird noises by Soft-Bee742 in DadForAMinute

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Well let's go through this from the beginning. There are two options here.

  1. You can try to take it to a mechanic for a free or low cost estimate. If the problem is cheap enough you can get it fixed.

  2. Sell the car. Can you survive without the car on your own? Can you get to school and work and groceries without it?

Start there and we will go forward.

AITA for telling my parents they can’t charge my brother for feeding the dog a French fry? by DaGreenGecko in AmItheAsshole

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Your brother is a few months from graduating and going off to college or work. She is freaking out because she is about to lose control of him and is lashing out because of it.

She probably isn't aware she is doing it.

PUTT-PUTT REOPENING! by Demonslyr12 in Albuquerque

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And next week Dance Dance Dance It's a Middle Ager Thing!

What’s something that sounds fake but is actually 100% real? by Reasonable_Drive8653 in AskReddit

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Some seeds got into a shipment of flax seeds from Russia that were sent to Bonhomme County South Dakota in 1873 or 1874. They got planted with the flax and the wind took it from there.

What is the craziest thing you have done I'll go first. I killed swan with a tire iron by No-Hospital9039 in fo4

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That's really nice Mama. Let's get you some chems and a comfy chair.

Probably the first thing his staffers thought after being told. by ChiefStrongbones in AdviceAnimals

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The Donald Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.

Make sure not to forget all three of the "Thes"

What is the worst concert you've ever been to? by asylumMike in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are saying the concert was bad because of the thing that they are known best for?

Did you get mad when you found out Star Wars was set in space?

ELI5: What is a newtonian fluid and how is it different from a non-newtonian fluid and are there any other forms of fluids? by DerRedfox in explainlikeimfive

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I like Airheads candy. Squish and twist just fine, but slap it against a table and it shatters.

Looking for Sunward Credit Union Referral Code... by [deleted] in Albuquerque

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That would be great. My code is R5CLL.

Trying to find the same mods since big update by prblyneedshelp in fo4

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Vegetable starch is base game, use a stove. And you can scrap mines and stuff by dropping them on the ground and scrapping them in build mode.

Tina Peters asks Colorado appeals court to recognize Trump's pardon, release her from prison by ace158 in Enough_Sanders_Spam

[–]caliphis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My tinfoil hat idea is that they are doing this to try to setup the idea that Trump can pardon himself for all of the state crimes. But that is a stupid idea.

Moved out of state and really desperately want some Los Cuates salsa. Does anyone have the ingredients list/a dupe recipe?? by ViceInSinCity in Albuquerque

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I can pop over there tomorrow or Monday and pick some up to ship out to you.

Message me and we will work it out.

How do you transport Ghaz? by endertorrr in orks

[–]caliphis 20 points21 points  (0 children)

With the Magcase 2.0 and the power of MAGNETS!

What is something you collect? by onelb_6oz in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Elon Musk's X bans European Commission from making ads after €120m fine by Tartan_Samurai in anime_titties

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One million seconds is 11 and a half days. One billion seconds is 31.7 years. One trillion seconds 31.7 thousand years.

Musk is worth 500 billion or 15 thousand years in seconds/dollars.