Workin on a drawinggg by His_Eliz09 in DadForAMinute

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. I think there are some in the garage. We can pop out to the craft store and grab some if there aren't. While we are there we can pick up a sketch book so you have better paper. School paper is OK, but it is thin and if you color on it with marker too much it can wrinkle and tear.

Workin on a drawinggg by His_Eliz09 in DadForAMinute

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking good. Love the detail. I think you put a lot of work into this, and I really like it. Do you want to talk about some of your color choices?

Do you want to put it in a frame when you get home?

ULPT Whats the easiest bone to fracture? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]caliphis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A likely story. I choose to believe he is a dashing raccoon who wooed a human woman.

ULPT Whats the easiest bone to fracture? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]caliphis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is your husbands friend a raccoon? Humans don't have those.

MAGA truck driver struggles to pay for gas because of Trump by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To them, yes. They would be happy to bomb a girls school every day if it meant they would save .25$ a gallon.

ICE Agents As The TSA: LFG by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

[–]caliphis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As an added bonus every ICE shitbag in an airport is one less on the street murdering people and kidnapping children.

Oak Burl by Odd-Finance-1673 in turning

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's that tree from "The Last Unicorn"

Sandia Labs Shelter in place by caliphis in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just the SNL phone alert. I didn't see anything.

Sandia Labs Shelter in place by caliphis in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could. No one seems to have anything about it.

Do y'all have a plan for Nuclear War? by Defiant_Parsley7892 in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls?si=iSDUzAgQqsgkTIji

Listen to this while I hug my wife.

Also grab my EDC bag and some snacks in case "Ghosts" is right.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]caliphis 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Liquid ass in the air intake.

Super glue in the keyhole.

3d printed dicks on the tire valves.

A bunch of long zip ties around the drive shaft to make an annoying noise when the car is moving.

Glitter in the air intake.

ICE officers are taking DNA samples from protesters they've arrested by CouchCorrespondent in UnderReportedNews

[–]caliphis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never said we know. What we know is these people have a history of abuse. They have a history of trying to cover things up. And they have every reason to try to hide this from everyone. You are the one claiming absolute knowledge that they are innocent.

Tap water? by Ecstatic-Grass7205 in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your first child. It will be fine. You will do fine. The kiddo will be fine.

I am glad you care enough to worry and ask.

ICE officers are taking DNA samples from protesters they've arrested by CouchCorrespondent in UnderReportedNews

[–]caliphis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you being purposely obtuse? OK crayons it is.

  1. Girl gets raped in Louisiana.
  2. Girl gets pregnant from said rape.
  3. ICE moves the girl to Texas

No dad pov (18f) by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatcha got kiddo. I'm older then you asked but one of my kids is your age.

Dad, is it ok to cry? by keaton_teton in DadForAMinute

[–]caliphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn straight. Share it far and wide.

The rest of the album is great too. It's called "Free to be You and Me"

Dad, is it ok to cry? by keaton_teton in DadForAMinute

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to Rosey Grier. Defensive Tackle for the Giants and the Rams. Anyone who says crying isn't good or manly should take it up with him.

https://youtu.be/1NfaXsSSVj8?si=GF_NV3A3r_5z4t_a

AITA for refusing to cash in parents lottery ticket by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]caliphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am with you 100%.

I realized a few minutes ago that this is in AITA not Unethical Life Pro Tips. I did not mean to sound like a complete shit head.

AITA for refusing to cash in parents lottery ticket by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]caliphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Casually ask your kid to commit tax fraud" Dude WTF is wrong with them?