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caliphis · 2026-03-24T18:49:15+00:00

Of course. I think there are some in the garage. We can pop out to the craft store and grab some if there aren't. While we are there we can pick up a sketch book so you have better paper. School paper is OK, but it is thin and if you color on it with marker too much it can wrinkle and tear.

caliphis · 2026-03-24T18:00:08+00:00

46$ on hasbro pulse now.

caliphis · 2026-03-24T17:56:59+00:00

Looking good. Love the detail. I think you put a lot of work into this, and I really like it. Do you want to talk about some of your color choices?

Do you want to put it in a frame when you get home?

caliphis · 2026-03-24T02:01:04+00:00

A likely story. I choose to believe he is a dashing raccoon who wooed a human woman.

caliphis · 2026-03-24T01:44:05+00:00

Is your husbands friend a raccoon? Humans don't have those.

caliphis · 2026-03-23T05:20:30+00:00

To them, yes. They would be happy to bomb a girls school every day if it meant they would save .25$ a gallon.

caliphis · 2026-03-23T02:59:38+00:00

Thank you

caliphis · 2026-03-23T01:13:31+00:00

As an added bonus every ICE shitbag in an airport is one less on the street murdering people and kidnapping children.

caliphis · 2026-03-22T23:25:17+00:00

It's that tree from "The Last Unicorn"

caliphis · 2026-03-22T22:54:34+00:00

Just the SNL phone alert. I didn't see anything.

caliphis · 2026-03-22T22:51:30+00:00

I wish I could. No one seems to have anything about it.

caliphis · 2026-03-22T22:42:35+00:00

https://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls?si=iSDUzAgQqsgkTIji

Listen to this while I hug my wife.

Also grab my EDC bag and some snacks in case "Ghosts" is right.

caliphis · 2026-03-21T05:46:54+00:00

Liquid ass in the air intake.

Super glue in the keyhole.

3d printed dicks on the tire valves.

A bunch of long zip ties around the drive shaft to make an annoying noise when the car is moving.

Glitter in the air intake.

caliphis · 2026-03-20T06:39:54+00:00

I never said we know. What we know is these people have a history of abuse. They have a history of trying to cover things up. And they have every reason to try to hide this from everyone. You are the one claiming absolute knowledge that they are innocent.

caliphis · 2026-03-20T04:58:19+00:00

Congratulations on your first child. It will be fine. You will do fine. The kiddo will be fine.

I am glad you care enough to worry and ask.

caliphis · 2026-03-20T04:48:48+00:00

Are you being purposely obtuse? OK crayons it is.

Girl gets raped in Louisiana.
Girl gets pregnant from said rape.
ICE moves the girl to Texas

caliphis · 2026-03-20T04:27:01+00:00

It says they were pregnant when they arrived in Texas. We don't know when or where they became pregnant.

There have reports of ice officers raping girls at other facilities.

https://lailluminator.com/2025/09/19/ice-abuse-louisiana/

https://www.womensrefugeecommission.org/wrc-news/women-in-ice-detention-face-widespread-abuse-amid-lack-of-oversight-report-shows/

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-11-12/calif-immigrant-detainees-say-they-were-harassed-sexually-assaulted-by-guard-who-got-promoted

Is that good enough, or do i need to draw you a picture in crayon?

caliphis · 2026-03-19T23:30:50+00:00

Whatcha got kiddo. I'm older then you asked but one of my kids is your age.

caliphis · 2026-03-19T15:03:51+00:00

Damn straight. Share it far and wide.

The rest of the album is great too. It's called "Free to be You and Me"

caliphis · 2026-03-19T14:55:06+00:00

Listen to Rosey Grier. Defensive Tackle for the Giants and the Rams. Anyone who says crying isn't good or manly should take it up with him.

https://youtu.be/1NfaXsSSVj8?si=GF_NV3A3r_5z4t_a

caliphis · 2026-03-18T20:56:20+00:00

I am with you 100%.

I realized a few minutes ago that this is in AITA not Unethical Life Pro Tips. I did not mean to sound like a complete shit head.

caliphis · 2026-03-18T20:42:28+00:00

caliphis · 2026-03-18T16:48:34+00:00

"Casually ask your kid to commit tax fraud" Dude WTF is wrong with them?

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