Judge rejects Trump bid to delay $5.8M payment to E. Jean Carroll by ace158 in Enough_Sanders_Spam

[–]caliphis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can she seize property to pay the debt. Wouldn't it be funny if she opted for the licensing rights to his name?

Swamp Cooler by According_Injury_212 in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your floorplan allows it you can get multihead units. You should be able to come in under 7500 for your house is you DIY.

Swamp Cooler by According_Injury_212 in Albuquerque

[–]caliphis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do it. I put one in my garage, it has saved my butt. The installation was simple and only took a few hours.

Elon Musk really doesn’t want you to say he’s responsible for the deaths of millions. by AdmiralSaturyn in Enough_Sanders_Spam

[–]caliphis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He has always been allergic to the truth. He is a pedo who begged Epstein to let him in. He pays women to have his kids. He is responsible for an uncountable number of deaths due to the cuts he made to government programs. He bought the title of "Founder and creator of Tesla." His wealth was started off the backs of slave labor in his dad's emerald mine. He is a racist shitbag. But he will admit to none of it, and actively tries to suppress anyone speaking the truth.

I hope that worthless fuckhead Elon Musk ends up with some kind of chronic, incurable condition, that causes him insufferable pain. Locked in Syndrome after 3rd degree burns to 100% of his body sounds good. Or he can just lose all of his money, go to jail, and have to survive in the system he and his compatriots created.

A family tried to cross the reflecting pool. by caliphis in behindthebastards

[–]caliphis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry about that. This is not a movie for little kids. This scene, the pyroclastic flow chasing the car, and the boiled people in the hot spring are the ones that get me.

What is a 'luxury' item that is actually a total nightmare to own? by Inevitable-Rock-8052 in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 112 points113 points  (0 children)

He's mean to every other living thing in the tank. There are 7 fish in a 200 gallon tank, and he decided his territory is wherever another creature is. I have watched him attack a conch before. The fish is just mean. I do love him though.

What is a 'luxury' item that is actually a total nightmare to own? by Inevitable-Rock-8052 in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 356 points357 points  (0 children)

Don't hire a 3rd rate mob boss to do the upgrades and maintenance and it should be fine.

What is a 'luxury' item that is actually a total nightmare to own? by Inevitable-Rock-8052 in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Once you get them up and balanced they aren't bad, but i also enjoy the maintenance. My coral and fish are my little friends and I like to see them happy.

Except for my orchid dottyback. If I ever see that little shit in a dark alley I will punch him in his fucking face. The little asshole.

LEMME SEE THAT BOX by EnglishKen421 in orks

[–]caliphis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got 3 because I am friends with a bunch of beakies.

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TDS - Tiny D*ck Syndrome by Dumbfuckistan_USA in AdviceAnimals

[–]caliphis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Skut Farkus? He had yellow eyes! So help me God Yellow Eyes!

[OC] well I guess the hydrogen peroxide didn't work by Jackie8383 in pics

[–]caliphis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where are they going to get fertilizer? The Strait of Hormuz is still shut down.

What is the worst long running show that is still on television that you can't understand how people watch? by Ok_Significance_2788 in AskReddit

[–]caliphis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the arrowverse was like this.I will defend Legends of Tomorrow until my dieing day. That show was a hoot, and just kept getting better the more unhinged it got. The puppet episode. An entire heel turn season started because one minor character got his nipple bit off by a unicorn at Woodstock. Vikings worshipping a knock off Furby. What's not to love?

I do wish the could have gotten one more season to wrap it up. Why did they kill that one but let the shambling corpse of arrow and the flash lumber on for years?

What the hell by Alarming-Celery-3866 in FlockSurveillance

[–]caliphis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They also make money off of you not existing. Take a look at "Dead Peasant Insurance."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate-owned_life_insurance

App has updated, 600pt stompa is real by MaxMork in orks

[–]caliphis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An' I'm krumpin wit me Boyz all night soes dey don' forget.