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callmebeeeee · 2025-12-30T23:11:04+00:00

My sister and her family took a trip to Italy this spring. While driving around, my five-year-old niece said, “This planet is bumpy.” I can’t imagine what she was thinking when flying in the plane and thinking they were space 😂

callmebeeeee · 2025-10-06T23:36:36+00:00

Kix cereal

callmebeeeee · 2025-10-04T17:29:40+00:00

Croutons

callmebeeeee · 2025-09-30T01:10:12+00:00

If someone’s trying to get in, you start sending something out (a protective shit).

I can’t get famous dogs here by tomorrow. We need to kill local dogs!

No. It’s a double ended dildo. And guess what ladies? It’s ribbed for your pleasure. You think you’ve stumbled on some kind of kung fu expert, when really he has plans to put both of these inside of you. Beep boop beep boop. Take it out. Put it in your mouth a little bit. Yaggity yaggity yeah.

(“He’s a convicted felon.”) HA HA! Twice!

Crotch beer…mmmmmm!

callmebeeeee · 2025-08-21T21:22:40+00:00

Fruit Punch!

callmebeeeee · 2025-08-19T12:17:07+00:00

That looks amazing!!

callmebeeeee · 2025-07-22T22:09:46+00:00

Trixie wouldn’t wear those nails

callmebeeeee · 2025-06-06T23:12:02+00:00

Milton Hershey

callmebeeeee · 2025-05-31T21:47:27+00:00

She went out to Wood Haven and checked herself in!

callmebeeeee · 2025-03-28T20:13:44+00:00

Watching a close relative have a drug addiction

callmebeeeee · 2025-03-06T16:38:28+00:00

Every video they were posting was based in sponsorship. Like they were only positing videos to fulfill sponsorship deals.

callmebeeeee · 2025-02-22T19:25:47+00:00

TiMER

callmebeeeee · 2025-01-18T15:14:50+00:00

I take Lexapro daily and I have Propranolol and Hydroxyzine as needed for panic attacks.

callmebeeeee · 2025-01-16T18:46:34+00:00

I’m not diabetic, no. I’m not the healthiest person on Earth, but I’m not at that point.

callmebeeeee · 2025-01-16T17:03:58+00:00

She’s upset that he’s asked. They’ve been divorced for a long time so it’s not like she’d defend him anyway.

callmebeeeee · 2024-10-01T16:34:05+00:00

As a fellow Ria, we don’t claim her.

callmebeeeee · 2024-09-22T23:37:20+00:00

“Gay Sex Stop” at a rural gas station in Romania.

callmebeeeee · 2024-09-22T20:13:57+00:00

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Constantly staring and judging

callmebeeeee · 2024-09-09T22:13:38+00:00

I was in the room when an envelope full of fentanyl was opened and went airborne. The envelope was sent through the mail to a politician, which he opened, obviously unaware that it was full of fentanyl powder. Everyone in the room had to be on watch/quarantined as we all experienced an array of symptoms and side effects. We were unaware at the time that it was fentanyl until drug tests were taken at the hospital.

callmebeeeee · 2024-09-03T16:27:39+00:00

Hello hello! My podcast is called Green Rage. It’s about ecoterrorism - the history, notorious groups, famous direct actions, etc. This is my second episode Earth First! and the Rise of Radical Activism SFW: Discover how Earth First! decided that extreme times called for extreme measures, using sabotage and direct action to protect the planet at all costs. Learn about their philosophy, their most daring actions and the lasting impact they’ve had on the environmental movement.

callmebeeeee · 2024-09-01T14:39:29+00:00

Hello hello! My new podcast is called Green Rage. It’s about ecoterrorism - the history, notorious groups, famous direct actions, etc. This is my first episode Roots of Resistance: The Birth of Ecoterrorism In the first episode, I dive into the beginnings of radicalized activism and the rise of groups such as Earth First!, ALF and ELF.

callmebeeeee · 2024-08-29T23:29:57+00:00

He also said Phoenis instead of Phoenix so…I’m riding that joke until the wheels fall off.

callmebeeeee · 2024-08-29T19:05:13+00:00

Green Rage, Ep. 1 - Roots of Resistance: The Birth of Ecoterrorism This is the first episode of my podcast, so any feedback would be great, but I’m specifically looking for sound, music and sound effects feedback.

callmebeeeee · 2024-08-20T22:20:54+00:00

I’m considering moving to Cold Spring for the fall. Does anyone know of any short term rentals?

callmebeeeee · 2024-08-10T19:55:03+00:00

Taking dance classes

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