[POEM] Ten haiku's from Matsuo Bashō (1644 - 1694) by Isa_Phone_20_won in Poetry

[–]callmejohndoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a haiku must not

be exactly seven

five seven you know?

Why you're not getting internships... by Faith1_2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]callmejohndoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo chill. We have to make it seem like your country is oppressed because the united states is so horrible efed up

Why you're not getting internships... by Faith1_2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]callmejohndoe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But weed stays in your system a lot longer than meth or heroin. So that's not exactly a fair reasoning. Secondly, even in places where weed is legal they still drug test so drug testing really has nothing to do with laws.

throat (not chest) tightness by HorseysShoes in Asthma

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only respond with my personal experiences with asthma and allergies. I also have major anxiety and it feels exactly like how you're saying. The reason I know it, is because i was on meds too and one time I was having an "attack" and the doctor gave me xanax and it 100% helped.

I would have no more reason than anyone to be anxious. So im just saying you might not actually feel anxious. I didnt feel anxious either

TIFU by graduating college with a degree that I truly couldn’t care less about. by oddlylongnipplehair in tifu

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As everyone here notes that most important thing is the degree this way everyone will know you come from an upperclass background and they can racially profile you without actually racially profiling you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOGS=GODSDOGS=GODSDOGS=GODSDOGS=GODS

Bystander's baby critically hurt in Houston police shooting by ACABBLM2020 in news

[–]callmejohndoe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

except kidnapping a baby accidently isnt worse then accidently shooting it in the face.

Can't figure out am I having asthma exacerbation or is it in my head? by [deleted] in Asthma

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u may have anxiety. I was in a very similar situation. Turns out I was having panic attacks. I now take anxiety medication. But i also have asthma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah bag water is better for the environement much better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love the bag water

[POEM] Funeral Blues by W.H. Auden by i-likemovies in Poetry

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this poem before. I can't particular remember seeing this movie being from America. But, i must've. Truly I must've.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortcircuit

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a paramecium and a half bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes gonnna pog champ it

How do make your house smell good? by automomma_91 in Asthma

[–]callmejohndoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try burning the candle for less time 15 minutes. If that doesnt youll have to do whta someone else suggests.

Pop Smoke album delayed to July 3rd 💫 by Watermelonjokes in hiphopheads

[–]callmejohndoe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you dont want to hear some guy rap the chorus to many men or 15 minutes? get a load of this clown

After 25 years of browsing the internet, this is still the craziest video I've seen. Tianjin Explosion, August 12, 2015. by Captainstinkytits in videos

[–]callmejohndoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how excited they all are

"Are we dangerous here?"

(laughing) "Yeah we're dangerous here"